An actual conversation I had with a scammer once

Scammer:Hello miss....blah blah blah whatever they say about our phones
Me:Oh Alright
Scammer:Now I need you to type C as in charlie
Me:Alrighty C-H-A-R-L-I-E
Scammer:no no only C only c
Me:Um..which C S-E-A or S-E-E
Scammer:no only C the alphabet C
Me:oh okay
Scammer:wait we'll do this later now please would you  tell me your birthdate
Me:oh yeah twelve
Scammer:twelve and?
Me:no only twelve
Scammer:Twelve what?
Me:only twelve
Scammer:Which month
Me:Oh month one clue That month comes once a year
Scammer:Miss please just tell me the month
Me:Ooo you know I have two dogs their breed are German shepherds they are so annoying sometimes
Scammer:Yeah I understand but what is your birthdate?
Me:it is- argh I fell down
Scammer:Oh Alright miss What's you-
Me:Hey do you watch Harry Potter it's amazing i am a slytherin I'm guessing that you must be a Ravenclaw
Scammer:Miss please cooperate with us
Me:I am. Hey Do you watch Avengers? Who's your favourite? Mine is Wanda
Scammer:*declines the call*