I occasionally use Ao3, so I'm gonna rate some Ao3 spooky month fics!

Quick disclaimers!

1: these are my own personal opinions, if you like a fic I don't like, or don't like a fic I like, that's completely fine! (Unless it's a proship fic ofc)

2: I hate proshippers, but I like torturing myself by reading proship fics, so some of these MAY have some triggering content, such as incest, pedophillia, or non-con

3: ALOT of these will be smut, I'm not sorry...

4: i'll only be ranking fics I've actually read, so I can give my honest opinion on them, so no comments about how I missed a fic

5: DO NOT SEND ANY OF THESE AUTHORS HATE! as bad as proshipping is, you shouldn't harass the authors, if you do, i'll punt you into the sun☺️

Okay! On with the ranking!

CANDYBATS ONESHOTS
Author: woumpwomp

10/10

-I LOVE THESE!!!!!

-The writing's genuinely amazing!

-the author has actually discontinued these oneshots, mostly because it was a hassle, and that's okay! Never force yourself to write something that makes you genuinely stressed!

-alot of these contain bottom Kevin, and y'all know how I feel about that...

⚠️WARNING!⚠️ CROPPED NSFW INCOMING!!!

Lmao, sorry about that, anyways, let's continue with the rankings!

Pleasure wipe
Author: T0astie

10/10

-i love this!

-there's suprisingly not that much bottom Ethan content

-the ending's extremely wholesome♥️!

Put on Jack Black next time
Author; anonymous

2/10

-NO😀

-Robert's 13, and Kevin's 25 or some shit

-the writings really good, and if it was Kevin with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE, I'd probably like this

-now that I think about it...why do SOME spooky month fics make Kevin a rapist/pedophile? IT'S SUPRISINGLY COMMON!

Bad Candybats
Author: anonymous

6/10

-THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT ALOT OF FICS MAKE KEVIN A RAPIST/PEDOPHILE!

-i don't know how to feel about this one...

-i'm...actually kinda nervous to say anything negative about this fic, mainly cuz Catmug23465 loves this series🥲

-so...I'll just say...it makes me sad, simply cuz I love Candybats so much, and I'm not sure how to feel about people headcanoning it as an abusive relationship...

-the writing is pretty good though 👍

You're so pretty under me
Author: anonymous

10/10

YES!!!♥️♥️♥️

i think we can all agree when i say that...CARMEN IS SO FINE♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Richard's so lucky bro, wanna swap places with him🥲

Late shift
Author: r4inbowgutz

9/10

-the author was right, shit goes from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK

-like, one minute they're talking, and then two seconds later, they start having sex...

-like, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!?

-i'm SERIOUSLY considering headcanoning John as Transmasc, I am NOT kidding...

-i don't headcanon him as Trans yet...but this fic MAY change that...

Different kind of needs
Author: beegutz

10/10

-Why are there so little Ratmeat fics? *Cries*

-Dexter's a little shit in this fic, and I fucking love him♥️

-lmao, some bitches really simping for a doll😂

...

-It's me...I'm bitches...

-the ending killed me, I won't spoil it here, but it's hilarious...

-if plushophillia ain't your thing, I'd recommend skipping this one...

Happy ending
Author: Blueberry_Flavoured_Twink

10/10

-I AM SO DESPERATE FOR SOURCANDY FICS, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

-honestly, Kevin deserves a massage...

-pls go read Blueberry_Flavoured_Twink's fics, they're so good! Some of them are smut though, so be aware of that

Classical conditioning
Author: heartshapedbox

4/10

-😨

-don't worry, the necrophilia stuff doesn't happen to Streber!

...

-it's still fucked up though...

-has disturbing as this fic is...it's so well written...

-why do the fucked up fics always have the best writing?🥲

Uhhhhh...hope y'all enjoyed my shitty rankings!!!