Here's a break from all the venting lmao, MORE HEADCANONS!!!
(Some of these may be NSFW)

Is fucking terrible at cooking, like, she somehow managed to burn WATER once
(Still love her tho)

accidentally stabbed himself with the spikes on his bracelets/arm bands once

(Also, why does he look kinda hot in this image?⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄)

Once attempted to vaginally fist Kevin with his amputated arm...actually succeeded...don't ask how...

Had unrestricted internet access as a child...he saw some shit...

Him and his little sister watch Bluey together
(His favourite characters are Chilli and Mackenzie)

His eyes got so used to the little 3D glasses, that he can't see without them now

She either listens to Melanie Martinez, Hatsune Miku, or both...

Some random teenager called him hot once, he ended up threatening said teenager

They're girlfriends, sorry, I don't make the rules...

I'm sorry, I REFUSE to believe that this man is dominant during sex...
(He's probably an extremely submissive top AT MOST)

Looks up cannibalism facts on Google
(Also, my headcanon about Bob having IBS is canon now!)

They spit on Roy's uncle's grave every Tuesday
(AS THEY SHOULD)

Y'know those people who have animal skeletons/bones as decor in their house? I could see her doing that...

Skid attempted to sew him once, and ended up making him cry
(He looks so silly in this screenshot, I love him)

I love making these!!!!