Sorry if the last chapter was kinda heavy, here's some headcanons...

(⚠️Warning⚠️ weird shit)

Actually managed to burn a turkey once

(Based on this screenshot right here)

Ate a condom, mistaking it for a piece of gum

Tripped over his big ass trenchcoat, and gave himself a concussion once...

They still fall for robux scams

Has irritable bowel syndrome

Has a biting kink, and not just because he's dating a guy who dresses up as a vampire, he just generally looks like someone who likes being bitten during sex

After the haunted house incident, he started to suffer from phantom limb syndrome...

(Here's what that condition means)

Has a fear of washing machines
(He's a doll, he definitely got put in a fucking washing machine)

Got hungry whilst in the attic once, and ate a rat

He whimpers

The love of my life
(This is not a headcanon, this is a straight up fact/hj)

He's transgender, Sr. Pelo broke into my house and said so/j

Also transgender
(I believe in transfemme Patty supremecy)

Are both secretly in love with eachother, but they're too scared to confess to the other
(MUTUAL PINING♥️♥️♥️♥️)

They go to the IKEA and pretend to be a toxic married couple for shits and giggles

(I'm gonna make more)