South Italy (romano) - u gotta mushroom on your shirt

NJ - aww ima failure

1809 (1809 is when the Illinois territory was established)

Indiana - what's your favourite colour?

Little Illinois - hmm crayon

Indiana - PFFT–

Tennessee - *inhales hotdog*

Tennessee - I'm just sayin'

Tennessee - *exhales hotdog*

New Mexico - *drives up to cop car on freeway*

New Mexico - hehe they gotchu fucker

Prisoner - fUck off! 

New Mexico - hahaha fuckin' loser!

Texas - *playing sims*

Dog - weeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Texas - *chokes on coke*

NY -  all I want to tell you is that school's not important, be whatever you want to be

NY - if you want to be a dog RUFF ya know?

Florida - oo I look good

His mirror - HA! bitch you ugly af bye!

Louisiana - here's a step-by-step guide to becoming a fossil

Louisiana - step one, die

Oregon - hey guys, good alternative to recycling

Oregon - when your done with a glass bottle, eat it 

Oregon - fucking eat the bottle

Utah - why are you crying?

Colorado - the song music

Utah - what music?

Colorado - spiderman music

Ohio - say cheese!

Wisconsin - oh I'm vegan so I can't really

Ohio - omg

Rest of Midwest - *sighs*

Wisconsin - ya know, soy!  *nervous laugh*

Indiana - *blocking Kentucky from water fountain*

Kentucky - *yeets beside him*

Both - *trip*

Kentucky - *hits head on water fountain*

Arkansas - *has pug mask on* hi I'm a dog

Louisiana - *whEEZE*

Arkansas - rrrrrrraf

Louisiana - HA–

Pennsylvania - *attempts to correctly throw bowling ball* 

Pennsylvania - *yeets it behind him*

Pennsylvania - *falls into bowling lane*

NY (recording) - *zooms in* ahaha

Massachusetts - omfg

Connecticut - miss for a dollar–

Rhode Island - no

Connecticut - wHY?!

Rhode Island - BECAUSE

Mississippi - *opens bible*

Mississippi - *flips to page*

Mississippi - the viticus 2015, if a man or women has sexual relations with an animal, they must be put to death and you must kill the animal

Mississippi - game over furries, we got god on our side

Wyoming - sabra gives you all your daily nutrients

Wyoming - like 0 grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol

Florida @ lizard - wanna pizza roll?

Florida @ lizard -would you like a pizza roll?

Florida - oh he's licking it! Oh! 

Florida - you licked it! He like the pizza roll!

Montana&ND - *playing a game*

Jamie - HI SISTERS!

Montana - AAHAHHGHFKUC

ND - OH  *falls out of chair*

Minnesota - somebody's being a jerk for no reason, I'm just like

Minnesota - what the flip did I do to you, eh!?

England - ask the child if he or she is choking 

England - are you choking? Are you choking!?

Texas @ Oklahoma - put that candy back I ain't buyin you all dat

Oklahoma - *yeets candy at Texas*

Texas - ohp try me bitch

West Virginia - Gerry! GERRY, GET OTTA THE TOILET!?

Gerry (its a duck) - *gets out of toilet*

West Virginia - whatre you doing!!

Vermont - *holding wine bottle* I'm Vivian an your watching disney channel

Vermont - *attempts to make circle*

Wine bottle - *fizzes and pops in her face*

NC - *pouring coke down drain* 

NC - woopsy daisy!

Georgia - *indistinguishable screaming from distance*

Ffs this took forev yeet yeet

Ooooooooooooooof