[the title should be obvious]

Alabama - literally anyone that is sour about losing a football game to me.

South Carolina - I can't think of anybody off the top of my head, which is surprising because I can really hold a grudge.

Mississippi - eh I'm a forgiving bitch, same thing with Texas.

Texas from distance - t-thats not true!

Mississippi - sure! Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[From what I've heard Virginia and North Carolina hate each other, but I saw a shitload of North Carolinan license plates in Virginia. And yeah a saw a maximum of 3 SC license plates on my trip]

Virginia - you're just a bitch end of story.

North Carolina - yoU DID NOT.

West Virginia - nononONOO HE REALLY DIDN'T GUYS PLEASE.

South Carolina - sis quit bein a bitch.

North Carolina - what tHe fuVk.

Arkansas - as long as no one has an issue with Walmart then we're good.

Kansas - fuckin Missouri stealing my goddamn tourists..

Missouri - iTs nOt mY faUlT.

Kansas - then why did you make Kansas City!? Was it to spite me!

Kansas City - I want to go home.

New York - YANKEES.

Massachusetts - RED SOX *flipping off NY*

New Jersey - oh my god shut the fuck up both of you.

Boston - nAH SCREW YOU YORKER!

NYC - OH SCREW ME?? YOU GOTTA BE OTTA YOWA FHUCKIN MIND!

Trenton - girls you're both pretty, now just shut up and fuck each other already.

Boston - ... Hey yorkster, howz about we call it a truce and beat up this Jerseyite [jersey-eye-t].

NYC - agreed.

Trenton - m-MOM--!

Montpelier - I'm sorry Concord.

Concord - for what.

Montpelier - *points at those three* threesome, tHrEesomE--

Concord - *sighs*

Ohio - *wearing an Ohio State tank top*

Michigan - *I suppose he should be wearing a Michigan State tee*

Indiana - guys plz.

Kentucky - again.?

Ohio - *pulls out gun*

Michigan - aHAHA I HAVE A AK-47.

Ohio - wHO GAVE THAT TO YOU.

Indiana - guys no.

Illinois - whO'S STARTING SHIT.

*silence*

Illinois - that's what I thought.

New York - I literally hate everyone, I mean Rhode Island is alright.

Connecticut - that little gremlin.?

New York - it don't bite.

Rhode Island - *growling*

Pennslyvania screaming from Vermont's shoulders - YES IT DO--

Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming - eh..

Washington - fucking Canadians.

Oregon - *wheezing from corner*

California - I hate Texas and all but..

Utah - you couldn't hold a grudge if you really really tried.

California - but that just because there's more important things in my life.!

New Mexico - .. you forgiving mother fucker.

Arizona - Alaska is always so cold!
[They say these simultaneously]
Alaska - Ari's always so hot!

Hawaii - rivalries aren't allowed under my jurisdiction.

Minnesota - *mutters* Cheese-head.

Wisconsin - Viking asshole!

North Dakota - I'm part Viking--!

Nevada - California is kinda a dick.

California - *gasps* I thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam.

Indiana - I suppose I have sports rivalries with all of my neighbo–

Michigan - iNDY INDY, dUde!

Indiana - ..what

Michigan - I just overheard Maryland talking shit about your brother.

Indiana - *crushes beer can* she did?

Meanwhile...

Rhode Island - dude Mary, Isaac be sayin' some bs.

Maryland - *raises eyebrow*

Rhode Island - about Delaware.

Maryland - where is he.

Rhode Island - 3..2..1.

Indiana - *kicks down both doors* MARYLAND! *holding spear*

Maryland - *summons staff*

Ohio - michgian what have you done!?

Michigan - chill out dude, they're not gonna kill each other.

Ohio - have you gone mad?!

Rhode Island - no you just got boring.

Ohio - dude I've fought Indy in like 1812 or some shit, anyways, he's fucking brutal!

Virginia - *inhales* cOUGH and *cOughinG* Maryland is the.. oh god.. the same

West Virginia - what they're saying is yeah Mary and Isaac are going to kill each oth--

Indiana - *yeets spear*

Maryland - *dodges but gets a smol scrape*

Indiana - little shit.!

New York - *calls America*

At a fucking meeting..

England - America is that your phone?

America - *picks it up* yo

New York - dAD HELP ISAAC AND MARY ARE GOING AT IT

Pennslyvania - bitte, sie werden sich gegenseitig töten!!

Germany - excuse me.?

New York - oMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEeeeeE

America - hehe I forgot it was on speaker..

Connecticut - hey I wanna say something! Piss off England ya bloody cunt!!

Scotland - haHAHA.

Alaska - пожалуйста вернись.

Russia - oh?

America - I should go..

Russia - let me come with you!

New Hampshire - Vermont fermalo!

South Italy [Romano] - wE'rE gOinG tOo

America - fINE I JUST NEED TO ATTEND TO MY 50 CHILDREN!

China - *chokes on tea* 50!?!!

At the "house"

[Ohio - they're just stalling]

America - *siGhs*

~~ Yes there will be a part two. I've really been wanting to have a 'world meets the states' for a while but I haven't gotten around to doing it so yeah. ~~