(Wattpad is really fucking with me rn. It took me 20 minutes to find out how to get into my stories.)

Indiana - I'm fast as fucc boi-

Alabama - get back here!! 

Virginia - what're they doing, they're gonna get themselfs hurt..

SC - racing to see who's better, at.. racing. I just don't know who to root for, cause logically they both have a good chance of winning. 

SC - oh and aren't you like a fhuckin' doctor

Virginia - I'm a nurse

West Virginia - after all these years he's still doing the job that pays less.

Virginia - I can move up any time, I just don't want to. 

Maryland - Ally if you don't beat Indy I'll be dissapointed!  

Alabama - you're always disappointed-

Illinois - haha

Indiana - I don't get any cheers?? 

Illinois - you won't if you don't win 

Indiana - QwQ *goes faster*

Michigan - what the-? oW oHIo whAT tHE frEAk

Ohio - I can't skate jackass!

Michigan - so why'd you get into into the rink??

Ohio - someone pushed me dickhead.!

NH - *turns to Vermont* you did it, I know you did

Vermont - what can I say, imma Michy x Ohio shipper

NH - you're also a Cali X Tex shipper

Vermont - yeah and look what happened! Who knew that locking people in a locker room would do the trick {to anyone who watches south park, if you get the reference then you're literally the best} 

NH - I'm not letting you do that again! Not with these two! 

Maine - besides they're dating other people, and honestly everyone seems to like what Minnesota has done to Michigan. Make him less of an asshole. 

Maine - can't say the same thing for Ohio, but I will say that it will absolutely destroy that little hoosier if you hurt their relationship. Indy doesn't let people that close.

Vermont - true. Wait when did Noah leave.

Maine - he went to go skate with his crush, Massachusetts.

Vermont - new plan.

Maine - I'll call it operation Concord.

Alaska & North Dakota - *drinking whiskey out of a pepsi can because they have extremely high tolerances* 

Kentucky - I can smell alcohol.

Montana - yeah, me too..

Kentucky - who the hell isn't sharing with us.

Wisconsin - excuse me boys but did I hear that someone has liquor.

Arkansas - I typically skate on my weekends off. That's usually when I close my walmart.

Oklahoma - *holding Kansas's hand* do you skate in the fucking walmart.

Arkansas - yeah.

Indiana - hey Adam can I come over and skate sometime?

Arkansas - I'm free this weekend.

Kansas - lmao.

Texas - bitch!

California - you're to slow!

Texas - *flips him off*

Washington - *doing full 360's while still moving forward*

Oregon - quIt shOWinG oFf.

Washington - doNt coMe aT mE rN. 

Wyoming - hey guys!

Oregon - why is Monty carrying you..

Montana - because someone gave this little shit a whole pepsi, so he'll probably bounce off the walls if I let him go. 

Idaho - I mean he'll also fall, but Monty's strong he won't drop him! Unless he wants to-

Montana - I don't-- *goes slightly faster*

Idaho - heyy! wait up!

Washington - are you still sure that those three aren't in a fucking relationship

Oregon - yes I am, Idaho can't read the atmosphere, Wyoming has "issues", and Monty is basically a mom.

Colorado - fyi jackass, Wyoming likes someone, so quit being a jerk.

Oregon - I didn't do anything you fhuckin moantain redneck asshole.

Colorado - you wanna say that again hippie!

Utah - oh nonononono not again.

NM - I'm on it.! *goes into rink*

Utah - dear lord, please don't let these two cause a scene again.

Texas - excuse me, ma'am do you guys have roller blades?

some lady that works there - actually yes we do, right over here sir.

Colorado - are you sure Utah said he wanted to see me, or did you not want me to beat the fuck out of Oregon.

NM - um both? And Owen could- no would hurt you

Utah - oh New Mexico thank you! Carter what were you thinking!

Colorado - he started it. 

Utah - I don't care who started it, the fact is that last time you got a broken arm and a bruised eye! Owen left with a scraped fucking knee.

Colorado - you just cussed.. 

New Mexico - my name is benit and I ain't init- *backs away*

Utah - *sighs* we'll talk about this later, just, if you wanna skate now you have to do it with me. *grabs colorado's hand*

Colorado - I-i-- *gets pulled onto the rink*

New York - I'm really glad I rented the entire place out.

Mississippi - you should be. Cause shit almost went down. 

Florida - I didn't see anything.

Mississippi - well when you're as bored as me then you'll start to notice the shit goin on.

New York - why did I invite you if you're only gonna complain.

Mississippi - Riley just tried to punch Conner. (Rhode Island & Connecticut)

New York - what--

Maryland - he's not fucking skating. *blocking NJ*

NJ - yes he is, now move!

Delaware - Mary please.. don't do this again.

NJ - Virginia said he could.

Maryland - he said what.

NJ - oh jesus, he said Delaware could skate.

Maryland - where is he.

NJ - over there geez.

Delaware - *mega sigh* thank you. 

NJ - she's crazy.

Delaware - she's belarus-- don't tell her I said that

SC - clear the rink! Indy and Ally are gonna race this is gonna be fhucking epic!!

Ohio - oh godamnit, Michigan!

Michigan - *drags Ohio by his tank top out of rink*

Indy - ur deAd bITch

Alabama - yES gooD spoRTsmANsHip 

Indy - *wheeze*

Pennsylvania - *puts tape on the floor* ok this is the starting line, get ready

3..

2..

1..

GO!

Indiana - yeeT--

Alabama - thAt was mY lIne-

5 seconds later 

Alabama - *somehow manages to trip*

Maryland - *face of disappointment*

SC - *siGhS*

Indiana - *does a 180* 

Alabama - ...

Indiana - are you hurt.?

Alabama - I-i., I think I got a cramp--

Indiana - *helps him up*

SC - I'm all for good sportsmanship, but ya'll can't steal my man--

Ohio - pfft, who would want to.

SC - u bitch.

Ohio - *smirks*

Vermont - *whispers* oooohhh uke fight--

Maine - yea-- wait what-?

*credits*

Sadie - wEll that was interesting 

Payton - my state wasn't in it enough--

Indra - oof--

~~ 1107 words for something that was supposed to be smALl ~~