Ohio - *comes back from the bathroom*

Utah - *I N H A L E S* indiANA STOP

Indiana - I'm just saying kids should be able to screw each other over in go carts at like three!

Nevada - screw ya say?

NM - *contemplates for 3 seconds* *gasps in Mexican* eWwwew eWwWWEWEEEwwEWEWW NEVADA NO THATS ILLEGAL

Alabama - I'll pay to watch children brutally racing in a fhuckin mud field

Georgia - I second this

SC - guys please

WV - your wild theories intrigue me

Wyoming - waIT WHO'S BEATIN' UP WHO?!

California - Indiana can you be fucking normal for once

Indiana - I don't associate with liberal cucks

Tennessee - *chuckles*

Oregon - that's it I'm done with you intolerant bastards

Washington - Indy can ya at least agree to raise the age limit to 5, for the children–

Indiana - yeah sure

California - fuck you I'll make my own goddamn country

Texas - have fuck no resource having dickwad

Oklahoma - h a lol

Indiana - I'm just saying that racing at a young age is an awesome opportunity to becoming a pro!

NY - stfu

Pennsylvania - y'all are not well

Meanwhile...

Indianapolis - TRUST ME THIS IS MY BEST IDEA YET–!

Fort Wayne - what makes you think any of your ideas are good.

Evansville - they don't have to be good, they just havta be entertainin'

Cincinnati - did anyone here about my total win yesterday night? Actually I've won the last two days! HAHAHAH CHICAGO KISS MY ASS

Chicago - you mother fucker..

NYC - waitwaitwait– W-we can settle this!

Boston - but do we? I mean me and you fight all the time over baseball.

NYC - wait this was about baseball?

Philadelphia - I got ten bucks on Cincinnati

Montgomery - Indi! I am 100% with you on your idea!

Indianapolis - glad to see someone has a brain!! Thank you Monty!

Houston - *cOUGInG* does anyone care that I'm dyInG

Oklahoma City - depends on what your dying from

Houston - iM BEING FLOODED YOU PRICK

Lafayette - oh yeah I saw that in my news, are you alright?

Houston - *curled up into a ball on the floor* nooooOOoooOoooooo..

Cary (NC) - just buy your shit back ya big baby

Lafayette - not everyone is as rich as you asshole

Houston - *now sprawled out onto the floor* Laf you're right, I richer.

Lafayette - no thats–

Cary - what ya wanna test that hot shot

Houston - hnnnnnhhhnnn yeah bithc..

Lafayette - guys seriously

Ohio - *quickly opens door to city conference and slams it*

Cities - *silence*

Ohio - don't make a sound–

*Outside the doors*

Indiana - why don't yall understand!

Michigan - becAUSE YOUR DELUSIONAL

Illinois - oh shit up Michigan you fucking cunt!

NY - boys boys! Chill out

Alabama - I mean Illinois is right

Georgia - your only sayin' that for validation ya fcukin redneck shit!

*Literally everyone is either screaming or fighting. I mean except for Montana, he's trying to stop Idaho and Wyoming from more than likely breaking their arms. Cause both of em are already fightin'*

Cleveland - dad I wanna go home, and so does Toledo..

Ohio - uhm do all ya wanna go home.?

Literally every city - yeah

Ohio - hhnnnnnnhhhhnnnnnnnnnggg

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