[This law is not exactly new, and once again this will be controversial]

Connecticut - new law bitches.

NY - *sprints into room* whAt iS iT.

NC - *suspiciously peaking out from behind the door*

Connecticut - oh uhm, it's an equality acts law, allowing people who identify as a certain gender to compete in the sports designed for that.. sex.

NY - *inHaLeS* I am so proud of you right now.

Connecticut - *mumbles* I don't rly care, but thanks.

SC - .. so any dude who feels like one day he wants to finally win for once, is immediately allowed to compete with biological females?

Connecticut - what're you implying?

SC - I'm saying that biologically, males beat females in any physical sport. This is literally the reason physical sports are separated by sex.

Connecticut - I guess I didn't think about it that wa--

NY - *gasps* that's totally transphobic!

SC - *resting bitch face*

Indiana - that is completely irrelevant to what he said.

Illinois - no it's not.

Ohio - guys let's just stay out of this one..

Alabama - no Indiana's right, at what point did Scott mention anything hateful about transgender people.

NC - literally everything.

Indiana - turning on your own brother, now who does that remind me of--

Illinois - piss off it's you who's on the wrong side!

Wisconsin - Isaiah I will break you Xbox with a jackhammer and Isaac I will burn your Indiana Jones cosplay outfit if you both start fighting again.

Illinois - *chokes on coffee* nOOoO noT m Y xboX pLeAs G–!

Indiana - bUt I worked so hard on it!! Q~Q

Connecticut - guys chill out! I admit it may have been kinda dumb to--

NY - nO CONNOR YOU ARE A BRAVE SOUL FACING THE EVILS OF THIS WORLD!

RI - *visible confusion*

SC - I'm just saying that if a biological male has not actually gone under hormone therapy, the girls don't stand a chance.

NC - I could easily beat you in anything.

Texas from distance - yOu'RE NOT A FUCKING HUMAN.

Oklahoma - *facepalms*

SC - I'm tired of this shit, I'm takin a na--

NC - *literally lifts Scott up because she tall* nope!

SC - *sTrUggLEs* *inhales* Tyler!!

Tennessee - *whips out double barrel shotgun*

NC - really?

NY - I woUld sugGeSt pUtTinG yOUr brOthER doWn.

NC - *glares*

SC - *sighs*

Illinois - should I pick up mine as well--

Indiana - *struggling* fuCk oFf iM oLDER FUCK YOU!!

Illinois - s  u  f  f  e  r

NM - so is this like I thing now because I cannot lift up Arizona.

Connecticut - why is everyone at my house..

RI - I'm gonna blow this place.

Connecticut - don't.

Ohio - everyone please get out of this man's, good christ.

Wisconsin - yeah because the swing states have more authority over all of you.

NY - f u

SC - puT ME THE FUCK DOWN OR I'LL SECEDE AGAIN–!

Alabama - pFTTTFSDF

Pennsylvania - *cackling from outside*

Connecticut - gET OUT!!

NC - ok dayum.

Ohio - stop using my cUltURe fIr yOur sLurS u wHiTe aSsHoLE.

Illinois - oh now you–

Wisconsin - xbox Isaiah, chose your next words wisely.

Illinois - >:(((

[For anyone who doesn't know about my stance, it should be clear now that people see me as a Conservative, not that thats important. What's important is what's happening because of this law.]