NC: I CANT FUCING BELIEVE FLORIDA ALMOST STOLE MY WIN

Sc: ah huh.. *texting Alabama*

NC: RIGHT THERE, HES CALLIN ALL THESE FUCKIN FOULS ON MY TEAM, LIKE FOUL MY ASS!?

Sc: uh yeah, so um what's this about?

NC: are you sexting Alabama again?

Sc: jesuS CHRIST NO!

NC: gimme the phone

Sc: NO! *runs away*

NC: godamnit

Meanwhile in Florida...

Fl: Mississippi.. So i uh..

Ms: *sighs* u lost, didn't ya?

Fl: yeah, we were so close too! 2 more godamn points!

Ms: *grabs waist* yep