(Well in this case my otps)

Minnesota - I'm such a failure nothing ever goes right! I can't fix this, it's hopeless, I'm useless, I'm good for nothing, I should just go to sleep and never wake up.

Michigan - You broke a plate chill out.

Pennsylvania - Stop! Your gonna eat the entire bag!

New York - *turns to see Penn stuffing a handful of pretzel goldfish in his mouth* 

New York - *turns away and continues eating*

Pennsylvania - I SAID STOP!!!

SC - Would you die for me?

Alabama - That isn't an optional, I will die for you

SC - H-hold on a sec–

*about to go into a dangerous situation*

Illinois - Do you trust me?

Missouri - No.

Illinois - I'll take that as a yes.

Montana - So are we going to the mall? 

Wyoming - *sarcastically* No we're going to. . . that country you always say

Montana - . . . What?

Wyoming - You know! That country you always say when your being sarcastic! 

Montana - . . . 

Montana - Oh! For the love of god and all that is holy, don't day you mean Narnia

Wyoming - That's the one!

*at a club*

Arizona - *watching someone fail at dancing*

Arizona - Haha, who's that drunk idiot??

Arizona - *realizes it's Nevada*

Arizona - *running towards Nevada* OMG ThAtS MY IdiOT!

*on the phone*

Indiana - So I can't make it tonight. . 

Ohio - *nonchalantly* why not?

Indiana - I may have been stabbed just now. . .

Ohio - Only you would try to politely cancel plans as your bleeding out. Hold on I'm coming. 

Washington - Hey Oregon can you carry this box? It's really heavy.

Oregon - *picks up box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the mass of my depression

Washington - I'm equally impressed and concerned 

Texas - *starts a fucking rebellion*

California - *holding camera* your doing great honey! Ily!

Oklahoma - Alright guys it's time! 

Kansas - *raising a knife excitedly* It is?

Oklahoma - *lowering the knife down* No, Kansas we talked about this

Yeet yeet skeet skeet 

I didn't do my homework help–