Vermont - I LOST MAINE AND MASS

Illinois - Michigan and Minnesota are gone, they've been missing for 3 hours

Ohio - ope well shit

Mississippi - We cant find Georgia, NC, or Virginia

Alabama - LOOK HARDER!!

Florida - WE HAVE 

Indiana - WHERE THE  FUCK IS MILO AND MICHAEL!?

Ohio - I don't know! 

North Dakota - really?

Ohio - I'm serious this time! 

New Hampshire - have you ever lost them befo-

Connecticut - no

NY - seriously??

Pennsylvania - I'm sure he's fine

SC - Alabama please chill out dude

Alabama - *flips table*

Texas - DIXIE WHERE ARE YOU!?

WV - brother please!  *about to cry*

Arkansas - NORTH CAROLINA!! 

Indiana - the last time I lost Michigan was when England tried to steal him from me, but I stabbed him in the stomach with a spear..!  *crying into knees*

Ohio - ..what really?

Illinois - yes, that's why he finally took your guy's side in the war of 1812

Missouri - but where tf did they go 

Kansas - betcha 10 bucks England stole em 

Missouri - betcha that if England stole em that Finland will show up

Kansas - your on!

Virginia - *brotherly senses intensify* 

Massachusetts - JUST BECAUSE YOU SLIGHTLY RECOGNIZE ME DOESN'T GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO KIDNAP ME YOU BLOODY ARESHOLE

England - watch your tone mister

Alabama - DIXIE!!!! HOLY SHIT

SC - sis!

WV - *runs into his brothers arms*

Michigan - please untie us 

Minnesota - *crying*

England - no

Ohio - Michigan! 

Indiana - ENGLAND I'M GOING TO FUCKING STAB YOU WITH A SPEAR

Finland - *attempts to snipe England*

Missouri & Kansas - pay up bitch!

Oregon - does anyone care that I was gone?

Washington - I tried damnit!

honestly i was just bored 

also the reason england didnt take states like NY or NJ was because the netherlands had them first, fuck you england