Texas - k me and Cali are startin' a new series where we go round askin states dumb questions lol 

Cali - *presses record* I'm rollin

Texas - I got the mic

Northeast

Texas - question, Coke or Pepsi?

NY - Coke makes me look more professional 

Cali - *zooms in on NJ & NY*

NJ - how the hell would Coke someone more professional?? And Pepsi

NY - that's because actual adults drink it dear sister, so clearly you are still a child

NJ - shut up dickhead!

Connecticut - I've never drank soda before so–

Rhode Island - oh get off your high horse asshole, we've all had soda once in our life. Pepsi btw

Pennsylvania - it's fucking pop, and Coke

Maine - personally I think it's just a beverage, and I'm not sure, I mean both of them are just drinks right?

 Vermont - clearly he does not understand, but Coke is obviously the superior choice

Massachusetts & New Hampshire - Pepsi

Massachusetts - I like your tastes

NH - *finger gun snap* {lol wyhat}

Delaware - pepsi 

Connecticut - riLEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

Rhode Island - I'm fast as fucc boi

NY - *picks up RI bridal style* hahhAAHAHA WE'RE OFF BITCHES

NJ - yoU PRICK

Connecticut - tuRN OFF THE PHUCKING CAMERA ALREADY

South

Texas - Coke or Pepsi y'all

Maryland - *flips of camera and walks away*

D.C - well then.. My blood stream at this point is strictly coffee 

NC - *glares at Georgia*

Georgia - *glares back*

SC - can I please not answer

NC - yOU BITCH!

Georgia - EXCUSE ME?!

SC - oh no..

Mississippi - girl fight!

Arkansas - wait! Ladies can we please settle this without violence! 

Florida - I prefer Pepsi because I feel like it appeals more to kids, and well I'm practically a big child who knows how to handle reptiles. I also feel like–

*Georgia and North Carolina pull out fake lightsabers and prepare for battle in the background*

Cali - *zooms in on Florida, Oklahoma, & Alabama as Georgia takes the first swing*

Oklahoma - *chugging a sprite*

Alabama - *opening a Vodka that Alaska gifted to him*

Kentucky - coke

Tennessee - pepsi

Kentucky - *INhaLes*

Florida - and besides coke is just a little blan-

Virginia - FUCKING STOP

NC - oh godamnit, hey guys! Mama's boy is here, he's gonna be a tattle-tail again

Virginia - for one we don't have a mom, for two, since when have I been a tattle-tail??

West Virginia - *pulls on Virgina's shirt* I wanna fuckin' go home

Virginia - don't use that language, and maybe I'll consider it

West Virginia - can we please go home

Louisiana - *kicks down door* WHAT IS GOING ON!! 

NC & Georgia - *throw lighsabers across room* n-nothing!

Louisiana - *points at Georgia & NC with a rolling pin* in the kitchen now

Texas - oohhhh shiet

Louisiana - *pinches both Cali and Texas's cheeks* I know y'all had something to do with this

Texas - oW! I'm soRrY! Q~Q

Cali - I'm just the cameraman!

Midwest

Texas & Cali - coke or pepsi?

Indiana - sorry guys..

Ohio - hm?

Illinois - *inhales and quickly backs up* I knew it from day frUKING ONE

Missouri - ..did New Mexico sell you cocaine again, cuz goddammit that shit's illegal 

Illinois - Indy. Drinks. Pepsi

* silence *

Ohio - no, nO I don'T beliEVE yOU

Indiana - if we're being completely honest, I genuinely prefer triple x root beer

Texas - ya know that was made in Texas

Ohio - oH MY GOD INDY

Illinois - why brother! why!?

Iowa - coke, Illi shut up

Nebraska - I legit have to deliver pepsi to the twins, so pepsi i suppose 

Kansas - I don't really like soda

Minnesota - hold on my ears must be messin' up, now did you just say soda

Wisconsin - oh no I'm sitting back here no nope 

Michigan - wAIt, p-perhaps he didn't mean to say that! 

Minnesota - ...

Cali - *zooms in on Kansas*

Kansas - I meant to say.. soda

Cali - *turns to Minne*

Minnesota - so that's how it is

Minnesota - *walks out*

Cali - dude.. his like entire aura is just like screaming...

Texas - oh naw, wE'RE OUT BYE

West

Cali - coke or pepsi, answer quickly please

Washington - coke

Oregon - pepsi

Montana - coke

Wyoming - pepsi!

Idaho - pepsi

Utah - I don't drink sugary drinks

Colorado - pepsi

New Mexico - uh.. coke.? no wait pepsi

Arizona - coke

Nevada - coke obviously

Molossia - coke I suppose

Texas - it.. it worked... no one fought! hoLY SHIT NO ONE FOUGHT!!

Cali - yes! finally!!

Arizona - has everyone else been troublesome? 

Texas - extremely 

~ Timeskip ~

Texas - alight we got the final scores here

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 Coke or pepsi chart
West - Coke : 5 Pep : 5
Mid - Coke : 7 Pep : 6
North - Coke : 3 Pep : 6
South - fuck it they're crazy

Cali - yeah we couldn't get the south's votes..

Texas - I don't giva damn

Cali - also, new york was my favourite vote

Texas - well then indy was my favouite vote

Cali - he didn't even vote

Texas - he said pepsi eventually 

Cali - sure, anyways I wanna move on to the next chapter already!

Texas - we gotta as the readers if they have any ideas for a question-

Cali - oK nEXT chAPTEr baH bYE