Toledo - what do you want Cindy.

Cincinnati - wHO THE FUCK PUTS MAYONNAISE ON FRENCH FRIES?!

Cleveland - you.

Toledo - FACK OFF IT TASTES JUST FINE.

Akron - Dayton I swear –

Dayton - dOnT tOUCH ME, YOUR INFECTED.

Akron - I sneezed.

Lafayette - west what're we doing here.?

WL - this is approximately the 9th time you've asked and yet the 4th time I've answered. My dear twin brother, this is a conference between cites of the great lake region. Because apparently we need to "better ourselves" with the cities around us.

Philadelphia - forone that's cool that you knowthat and fortwo itz kinda hard to uh better ourzpeople 'hen ya got 'eighbours like NYC (I've heard that the way people talk in philly is a little 'out there')

WL - well we havto try.

Philadelphia - please date me.

Charleston - THAT'S IT I WANNA SECEDE!!

LA - for fucks sake! Of course you would!! You've still got Confederate blood running through your vains! 

Albany - HEY! We do not need to say that!

Atlanta - yeah!? And whadya gotta say about you fascist liberal! 

Albany - oh no.

LA - EXUSE ME.

NYC - *literally obliterates doors* bITCH

Provo - oh goodness me..

Las Vegas - you tell me... *clears throat* *inhales* FUCK YOU CHARLESTON!!

Charleston, West Virginia - what I just..

Charleston, South Carolina - quit being a hater LV

Huston - listen dudes my pa's gonna be here any minute so sthap.

Jefferson City - *sarcastically* oh no not Texas–  I've been through worse.

Minneapolis - oh no not Texas.!

Jefferson City - really dude!?

~ A few moments later ~ [btw I've also personified political parties, yes there are more than two. Republican = Christopher , Democratic = Logan]

Rep - we obviously know who's gonna win.

Evansville - well duh Chris, these are the people that have gotten rid of their guns.

Montgomery - they're also the people the are attemptin' to get rid of our second amendment.

Sacramento - Logan, they're planning something..

Dem - *exhales* ready the sign, feminists, and spears!

Memphis - wait.. Spears.?

To be continued...