[If you didn't grow up bowling at other kids birthdays parties then I would assume you didn't live near the great lakes. It's to my understanding that bowling has gone vastly out of popularity, and most actual bowling alleys are located in the great lakes region. So I'm not gonna be using to many states for this chapter today–]

Ohio - alright it's team time, and I pick Penn as my first candidate.

NY - well then I'm takin' Indy

Ohio - oh it's on assface

Michigan - should we have a third team?

Ohio - uhm yeah I suppose we could.

Indy - we did get a few more people to play this time 'round, so it could work.

Massachusetts - Noël this is what you said was so important, bowling?

NY - yes.

Michigan - I want Miles on my team.

Missouri - I'm horrible at this but thanks for choosing me hhhahaannnngg.

Ohio - my turn! Uhm, Milo get over here.

Minnesota - oh okay.

Michigan - alright, that's it this is war boys!

Indy - people are gonna call us boomers–

NY - who cares they're missin' out. Katie come join the best team here!

Wisconsin - y'all got any alcohol?

Indy - it's sunday–

NY - if ya help us win it's on the hous–

Wisconsin - I'm in

Massachusetts - wait so me Valarie and Isaiah are a team??

Vermont - it's safe to assume that.. Isaiah do you know how to play good.?

Illinois - y'all. don't. know?!

Massachusetts - we don't bowl very often–!

Illinois - oh my fhuckcing gnngngnn.

Illinois - time to teach.

| Teams | [there are 3 ppl per team]

Thisisateamname
Noël / Isaac / Katie
NY / Indy / Wisconsin

NordicGermans
Oscar / Penn / Milo
Ohio / Pennsylvania / Minnesota

Vikings
Micheal / Miles / Nathan
Michigan / Missouri / ND

Welp
Isaiah / Valarie / Dylan
Illinois / Vermont / Massachusetts

Illinois - this is gonna be hell.

*a minutes in*

NY - wait we're actually winning?

Indiana - *pops cap off of beer bottle* yup.

Ohio - oh my– oH mA-NH FUCK!

Pennsylvania - Oscar language!

Missouri - at least you didn't get in the gutters hNnH

Delaware - hej hej (hey hey, in swedish. Typically older people use this to address others.)

North Dakota - sup Del..

Minnesota - mY ANCESTORS ARE DISAPPOINTED AHAHUGGGGHH

Delaware - ja, okie. (Yes or Yeah.)

Michigan - *has made like three strikes in a row*

Missouri - must I even try, no I must not. Tis it be nap time babeyy.

North Dakota - imma get food–

Missouri - nAh iM cOMINg wiTH you becauSE youRe a norThERneR yoU aiNt koE guD fOOd.

North Dakota - I dislike everything you just managed to say.

Ohio - *focusing*

Ohio - *thro–*

Indiana - hONEY

Ohio - *fUvKS uP thRoW*

Ohio - ...

Ny & Indy - *fist bump*

Ohio - I'm gonna rage.

Massachusetts - *also focusing*

NY - mETS SUCK–!

Massachusetts - *throws ball at ceiling on accident* oH FUJCK

*thE mCfhuCkiN cEiliNg cOmEs dOwn*

Massachusetts - NOËL I'M GONNA THROW YOUR BODY INTO THE HARBOR MCFHUCKIN BITHC

Indiana - *goose wheeze*

Vermont - *distorted giggle*

In the end they all got kicked out, Illinois & NY payed for the damage. Yuh.