MIDWEASTTTTTTTTTTTT

Indy - let's get this straight, I'm not

Illinois - Kansas you owe me 10 bucks 

Ohio - *insert Lenny face*

Iowa - ya don't say? 

Minnesota - PFFT–

Michigan - *puts arm around Indy's shoulder* buddy, we know you too well

DIXIE!! 

Alabama - Ok guys seriously marriage is between a man and a woman 

SC - that's it I'm done

Alabama - wai–

Virginia - NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY BROTHER AGAIN

Mississippi - I love Jesus and all, but that's just plain wrong

NC - touch my brother I dare you, finna see was gonna happen 

Florida - chicos–

Georgia - BITCH 

Texas - we are no longer on speaking terms..

Arkansas - I can and will take your dogs away

Louisiana - oof 

Florida - CHICOS ITS APRIL FIRST

Alabama - *crying in corner*

Sc - oh..

OH WEST I THOUGHT YOU SAID WEAST 

California - *gets megaphone* ahem.. THERE ARE OVER 1000 GENDERS, and because Montana doesn't care about that. HEY HANNAH I KNOW WHO YA LIKEEE 

Montana - *gets out his 'beat the californian' stick*

Idaho - *attempts to stop Montana from seriously hurting Cali*

Utah - IM FORMING DESERET! CALIFORNIA IS OBVIOUSLY AN IDIOT AND CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS OF GoD!

Nevada - XD

Arizona - ...this all went to shit

Oregon - GO CALI!!!!

Washington - NO WTFFF

New Mexico - can I just join Texas and die

Texas - america would be sad tho

NM - rly 

California - APRIL FOOLS BITCHES 

Colorado - *inhales* YO–

Wyoming - *covers Colorado's mouth* nononono we'll just lEavE

Sorry northeast..

Yeet yeet skeet skeet