High School AU
Alabama - why the fuck are oreo adds so extra.

South Carolina - dude it's the xfinity adds you should fear.

Mississippi - SC is right, but like haven't you ever wondered why cinnamon toast crunch dudes just fuckin' eat each other.?

Tennessee - this conversation is lovely and all but keep it the fuck down because someone is shooting up the school--

Tennessee - wait where did Kent go..

South Carolina - I still think that both xfinity and arby's have the worst adds ever.

North Carolina - is this because both companies have made an add using mem--

South Carolina - don't you dare finish that.

Colorado - *carrying Utah* guys fucking run!!

Florida - I'm sorry but I'm not afraid of some kid with a gun, this happens all the time..

School shooter - *running away*

Montana - *running after him* hoW DARE YOU SHOOT AT MY FRIENDS, I'LL HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FOR THAT!!

Florida - well that's new.

South Carolina - *pulls out phone* thIs iS wHat iM tALking abOut

Alabama - dear christ that is the worst fuckin' add ever.

Mississippi - agreed.

Tennessee - I hate you guys.