And the world went dark as Talita shoved Blake into the lake, him grabbing her and dragging her down with him.
Emerging quickly to snatch a convenient salmon straight from Allison's hand, Blake used it to slap Talita across the face.
Going red with anger, Talita held up her hand to receive the godly fish from the heavens, retalitaing with a wicked slap.
"THE CHOCOLATE WILL BE MINE!" Exclaimed Blake with an evil grin written clearly upon his face.
"NEVER!" Bellowed Talita, delivering another slap across the face with the fish of the gods.
"COOK THE FISH FIRST!" Allison yelled at them.
Blake drifted above the lake, summoning from the deepest pits of the underworld the fire foot, demon pillow and Derpy shirt person to his aid in the never ending battle for Earl's darn chocolate.
"FALL TO THE WRATH OF LAKEY BLAKEY!" Blake yelled.
Earl sat by the fire sighing. "All this chaos over some chocolate I bought that I already split in half."
Talita battled relentlessly against the never ending force of demon pillows, aided by Derpy shirt people and a few flaming feet.
Toni, standing nearby, had a plan.
"Talita!" she yelled to her friend, causing her to quickly turn away from the onslaught of Blake's weirdest imagination.
Toni raised her hands, summoning an army of shirt people of her own to fight Blake's. The shirt people were an ancient force, dating back billions of years, and they were masters of martial arts. Toni had recently harnessed the power of their leader, becoming supreme overlord of them. Now it was time to transfer that power to Talita.
"TAKE MY PHONE!" Toni exclaimed, tossing her device into Talita's hands.
Holding the phone high like a sword, Talita pointed it towards Blake, causing the entire massive force of shirt people to charge.
Chaos raged on the bank of the lake. Flaming feet were knocked into the water to be destroyed by godfish, Blake's shirts torn, pillows reduced to feathers.
Then Blake smiled.
"You've left me no choice. I must call upon my secret weapon."
He pulled a container of Death-odorant from his pocket.
"No!" Talita yelled in fear.
"Yes!" Blake laughed, rubbing the deodorant on his armpits.
"Now I harness the power of the death-odorant! None can stop me!" Blake laughed, summoning up whips of pure death, swiping them at the approaching army of shirts.
Earl stood up.
And threw the chocolate into the trash.
"NOOOOO!" Talita and Blake exclaimed simultaneously.
The shirts fell to the ground, along with Talita, Blake and his death whips.
"Everything I've worked for, everything I live for, it's all gone in the trash." Blake cried.
"How could you Earl?!" Talita exclaimed at her boyfriend. "You've killed the HERSHEYS!"
"I've got some fish left if you guys want some." Allison said, munching on her slappy fish.
"Hey, the chocolate wrapper is still on." Kyra said, peering into the trash can.
"Kyra.. You've doomed us all!" Earl yelled.
And the battle raged on.