A couple things happened today and I decided to remove the context XD comment if you thought of something dirty.

Me: you have to find the d.
Friend: ...

The context is that I was showing a friend how to use the Pythagorean theorem and d was a variable that we had to find

Brother: it's in the hole!

My brother was putting Nutella on a bagel and some Nutella got in the hole in the middle of the bagel