Reader: and were back and why the hell do you make the titles so long

Me: hmmmm because I can and I was suppose to start the chapter

Reader: haha haha beat you to it

Me: okay then Imma a have Stein dissect you then

Stein: really

Me: heck yeah

Reader: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!

Me: he'll dissect even if your dead

Reader: oh yeah wel........ Give me MERCY *gets dragged by stein*

Me: see ya in bits in pieces

Crona: h-h-hi

Ribbon: YOUR LATE!!!!!

Crona: ahhhhhh*flees*

Maka: Wait Crona come back *runs after him*

Me: Ribbon what the hell

Ribbon: *shrugs* Imma go with Patti and snap more paper giraffes neck

Me: omfg what a hostile world I live in and fear

Soul: tell me about it

Linda: hey y'all I'm here

Sapphire:*comes back to life* wtf!! Invited you

Kid: she's alive *hugs Sapphire*

Sapphire: Imma die again

Me: we both know that *snaps photo*

Sapphire: why me why must I suffer the consequences for being so Symmetrical

Me: well I did make you that way and pretty much a OCD freak yourself ya know it's like part of you

Sapphire: Damn but please don't treat with a bit like that again 

Me: *makes lenny face* hahaha sure thing pal

Linda: am I like suppose to be here or something

Sapphire: no please leave like now

Me: Linda you an assassin right

Linda: yes why do you ask?

Me:well then you can hang out with loud mouth over there get to know each otherg

Linda: *shrugs* why not *walk over to Black*star*

Sapphire: so how !omg are you gonna hug me

Kid: forever

Me:Damn he just might take you away from me........you know actually Kid you can have her

Sapphire: WHAT!!

Kid:yeah *picks up Sapphire* your comin with me *runs off*

Me: hell yes she's finally gone

Reader: I'm back *fist pumps in the air*

Me: oh you survived what y'all do

Reader: n-nothing *blushes* 

Me: you sure 

Soul: ONLY ONE WAY TO.FIND OUT!!!

Me: and that way is

Soul: *holds up pregnancy test* here ya go reader-Chan

Reader: y'all dirty hazards

Me: take it damn it

Reader: fine I hate you

Me: I can live with that

Reader: whatever *takes pregnancy test and runs to the bathroom*

Me: did you make it

Soul: *holds up marker* yep

Me: hahaha😎

reader in the bathroom: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!*runs out the bathroom*

Me:your pregnant 😂👏😂👏😂

Soul: yep so what should we call them

Readet: how about Dead bitch and dead mutherfucker*holds up knifu*

Me and Soul: OH SHIT *runs for are lives*

Me: before we either die or get beaten to a pulp here's a gift

Kid: it's beautiful

A/N: see ya in the next chapter there are some mistakes I have made but who cares I'll fix them ain't the gift beautiful;P