Me:hi it's me

Sapphire: no shit Sherlock

Me: whatever.....

Sapphire: *laughs* I made you forget something 

Me: damn it what was I going to do

Realm: show a picture of a lemon

Me: thanks Realm your the only one who's nice to me

Realm: *blushes* No problem

Sapphire: ewww love get it a way from.me

Ribbon: sis why is Realm blushing he can't be in love with author-Chan *drags Realm out of the green room* there all better

Me: jeez and you were suppose to be the caring one

Ribbon: well I do look up to my older sister

Sapphire: heck yes 

Me: imma do a Soul eater crossover...

Sapphire:why?

Me: because- MIND YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS!!!

Sapphire: ooohh swear jar *shoves jar in my face*

Me:but you cursed 

Sapphire: that's because I'm older

Me: fuck this I'm out of here.bye 👋👋

Sapphire: hey you need to pay up swear jar remember *shakes swear jar and makes noises*

Me: ummm I'm broke

Ribbon: well then come and face the consequences *summons spear* 

Me: dear readers help me

Reader: no 

Me: I'll give you cookies and cakes and anime stuff

Reader: really

Me: yep

Reader: you better *gives me money*

Me: thanks and as promise here ya go

https://youtu.be/guvl_YVsQ70

Reader: but we don't have school

Me: *gives you cookies and cakes and other sweets* and also *pays Sapphire*

Ribbon: awww I wanted to beat you into a pulp

Sapphire: don't worry we will one day

Me: *Laughs nervously* Imma ded bitch

Reader: * stuffs mouth with cake* yes yes you are

A/N: oh and here's the lemon

It's beautiful ik 

Reader: that's the most freshes lemon I ever seen

Sapphire: well I've seen fresher

Realm: Sapphire be nice she is the author after all 

Ribbon: shouldn't you be in the white roomn* holds up spear*

Realm: c-can I plz just stand up for author-Chan she's been through A lot

Me: ummm anyway see you guys in the next chapter of random stuff which I might make later today and it's going to be a Soul eater crossover my favorite anime show

Sapphire: can't wait *says in a sarcastic tone*

Ribbon: YAY!!! I wanna see Black*STAR Dsenpai 

Reader: calm your tits girl

Me: Ikr

Me: it's so cute