A/N: Hello, sorry for my hiatus my tablet broke and today my par-Sants I mean Santa got me a new one and it is amazing, I love it plus it doesn't die as fast as the old one. So yeah imma kinda simp for this new tablet for awhile. And considering the fact I haven't updated this book since. . . . . . who bloody knows, I obviously don't keep track, I will give you a chapter of randomness.

Me:Merry Christmas!!

Melody:Yay!!

Slumber:ummmm we didn't get anything

Me:that's because your to old for childish toys

Also me:​​​​​​​ Has Legos

​​​​​Slumber:I'm not that old

Broken:you're 218 though

Isabella:ha! those are rookie numbers

Slumber:see imma a freaking baby compared to Izzy

Isabelle: don't call me that!

Slumber: I'm to lazy to call you by your full name

Izabella: well then don't be lazy

Slumber:I can't it's in my blood

Sapphire: so.....you're parents were lazy?

Slumber:uhhhhh, lets not talk about them

Melody:so your blood is lazy?

Slumber:It yeah

Iris: Merry Christmas!!!

Slumber:oh hi Iris, didn't know you would come

Melody:whooooooaaaaaaaa

Broken:Shut up Melody, fucking dirty as hell

Iris:language!

Broken:oh hush you freckled ginger Christian!

Slumber:*snorts* what?

Sapphire:omg why

Iris:*gasp* I am offended!

Broken:no shit sherlock

Me:*smacks broken head* don't be rude! We don't like rudeness

Max:Merry-

Me:SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Max:well excuse me

Slumber:ahahaha

Iris:Language!

Me:sorry

Melody:when are the others coming!?

Max:they come when they come

Melody:*eyes widen* oh really now?

Max:*sighs*

Lunaa:Hey-

Sapphire:awwwww fuck!! Who invited this bitch!?

Me:*sips cocoa and looks away* totally not me

Nova:Hi!

Sapphire:*makes disgusted face* Goddamnit *stomps over to me* Why did you bring my sister of a weak man here

Me:damnit how the hell did you know I literally said it wasn't me!!?

Sapphire:*scoffs and rolls eyes* stfu and help me get these hoe and her daughter of hoe out of here!!

Me:nope why should I!

Sapphire:ill tell ever one your biggest and darkest secret

Me:okay fine but how!!

Sapphire:I-

Broken:hey! Where the hell is the food!?! I didn't come here just to see people I know, I came here for the food!!

Slumber:I-same

Me:uhhhhh I can't cook so we gonna order some pizza and Chinese food and then go to the nearest bakery and buy all of there cakes and eat them!!

Izabella:that sounds fucking stupid......lets do it!!

Me:we got to wait till the others get back!

Broken: he'll no imma eat someone by then

Sapphire:and if you do make sure its Lunaa and Nova

Broken:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay. . .

Hailey:we're here!!

Suicide: ooooo so many lights

Sympathy: why the hell is it so bright, you wanna lure bugs! Spiders! *shivers*

Me:oh hey Sympathy!

Sympathy:*grabs me by the collar of my sweater* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BREATHING!?!(Me @ the ppl I hate lol)

Me:*wheezes*I need air to live

Sympathy: NO THE HELL YOU DON'T!!! YOU BREATHING SHOWS WEAKNESS!!!

Me:what!?

Sympathy:*drops me down and huffs in annoyance*

Broken: but you breath

Sympathy:*hisses at her* SILENCE, SLAVE!!!

Broken:damn bitch okay *backs away*

Slumber:she be hanging out with Blackberry to much

Me:*wheezes* ya think

Sapphire:so are y'all the only ones who came?

Melody and Suicide: *Snickers*

Hailey:yeah

Broken:Alright so we can go!

Me:sure why not

~le time skip brought to you by. . .Me getting strangled by air~

Iris:I'm stuffed like a turkey

Slumber:you're A turkey? I thought you we're a fox?

Iris:You know what I mean

Slumber: *chuckles* I don't think I do

Nova:that was some good food

Sapphire:yeah and it'll be your last, now get tf out!

Iris:Language!

Lunaa:welp time to go! *grabs Nova and yeets her out the door*

Melody:aha bye cunts!

Sapphire:Mel, do you want to get thrown out a window?

Melody:Naw I'm good

Sapphire:okay then

Me:well I guess we're done here right?

Broken:yep

Me:aight well by then, I got another chapter release

Word count:611

A/N: This was suppose to released on Christmas but. . . . .Meh, I don't have an excuse. So you can yell at me freely.

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