Something that annoys me...
Duh, you're writing a book of rants.
Anyway, as you could tell from the title, it is getting sick.
More specifically, colds.
Especially when you have a stuffy and runny nose at the same time.
You can't take anti-stuffy or whatever it's called because your nose will be unbearably runny.
You can't take the stuff that dries up the runniness because your nose will be unbearably stuffy.
They don't make medicine for that!
IT'S THE COMMON COLD, PEOPLE! MAKE MEDICINE FOR IT!
Also, when you wipe your nose a lot, then there will be dry, painful redness under your nose and you look like a hideous troll.
And you suffer PAIN.
And the only thing that feels good is putting water on it, which makes it more red and painful once you take the water off.

Oh evolution, why have you made us geniuses but not made us cold-resistant?
WHY?

Farewell 😘
-ALK