Okay, so autocorrect.
Autocorrect is so annoying!
Sometimes, it thinks, when you say go, you want to say to.
It will not allow you to say its and well.
Once I wrote "teacher's hands" and it autocorrected to "teacher' shards."
Who says teacher' shards?!
Don't tons of people say teacher's hands?
And of you make a typo, it will never let you forget.
If you type some nonsensical string of letters, it will autocorrect any other random string of letters to that string of letters.
I was doing something for science and it autocorrects pulley's advantage to pulley' sad vantage.
Autocorrect, you do know advantage is a word, right?
Not even the most obnoxious Grammar Nazis do that! Because it's stupid!
Imagine this:
Person: my teacher's hands are gross.
GN: Did you mean "Teacher' shards?"
Person: What? No! Wtf are you talking about? Deof
GN: By Deof, do you mean "relic"?
Person: Those don't even sound similar! I just typed random stuff to express my frustration!
THE END
Wouldn't that be stupid? Because that's what autocorrect is.

Farewell😘
-ALK