Hello, journal! It's me, your new owner, Sans! The magnificent Sans that is! I wanted to introduce myself before I started talking about some stuff that's been on my mind lately. I didn't want to come off as rude because I'm actually really nice! So, yeah! I have a older brother named Papyrus, and we live together in Snowdin Town! We have our own house, lots of friends, and even a little white dog named Berry! He's my dog, because Papy is too lazy to take care of him, but I say he's both our dog. It's Blueberry and Berry! (my nickname is Blueberry! In case you didn't know) Papyrus is about 25 and I just turned 19! I was soooooo excited! And lately I have been training with the captain of the Royal Guard, her name is Alphys, because one day I want to part of the Royal Guard too! I even wear my battle body, which is this awesome set of armor that Papyrus helped me make! I love it so much! What Alphys and I do is play out a mock battle where neither of us actually get hurt. It's a good way to learn new moves and get used to fighting and dodging, which is really important if there is a human in the underground! Alphys told me that if I ever find a human, I'm supposed to contain them as quick as I can and come to her to tell her. But she also told me to be super careful and not trust them because they could be bad and want to hurt me. But I don't think anyone's actually bad! Everyone's good inside, they just need to be led on the right path! With a little help, friendship, and determination, I bet I could make even the meanest person be nice! Well, anyways, another way that we train is by making my favorite food.. TACOS! I LOOOOOVE TACOS! They are soooo good! Alphys said I'm getting really good at everything she's teaching me, and that I'm getting closer to becoming a Royal Guard! I'm sooooo excited! Oh no! I have to go now! It's time for work with Papy! Better go wake him up!