"What?" I asked, shocked at what Morty was telling me.
"Yeah, Rick! You ruined my chances with her! Y-you know, ever since I was little, I-I've had a crush on her! I-I thought w-we were gonna grow up and get married! And now, since you can't keep your-your dick out of her-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch your *uuuurp* mouth, kid. I-If you want me to lay off, I will. But I don't know if she'll want to be with-with you either if I start acting weird."

   "Well, it's as good a try as anything! I-I can't believe you did this, Rick! There's a, a what, 40-something year age difference? How old are you again?" Morty asked.
"You don't think I thought about-about that, Morty? What, do you*euuuugh* think I'm-I'm retarded? I-"
"Listen, Rick, just try to-to keep your hands to yourself, okay? Jeez." Morty walked away and left the room. I felt kind of bad. I didn't know he liked her. Jeez, I thought he liked that Jessica, whatsername girl.

   I decided I'd keep it more between us and wait for Morty to leave if we were gonna try anything. It's kind of wrong to go behind his back like that, but I'll stay off her more and keep her open to dating people her age, and all that. After all, I'll probably be dead before she buys her first house.

    Later, after Morty fell asleep, y/n told me that she'd fought with her mom and asked to spend the night. Her and I ended up just cuddling and talking for hours. It was great. She decided she'd stay home from school tomorrow because she was emotionally drained and she'd be too tired anyway.

   She fell asleep in my arms and I held her through the night.