Update: I got on my plane, I'm in Texas, I'm fine. Flights have stopped by now, I believe, and you can't get to anywhere in the Bahamas or the Caribbean now.

But look at this, this was an actual meteorological photo that was taken of the storm. This is what it looks like on machines:

AWE YEAH WE GOT OURSELVES A MOTHER FUCKING HALLOWEEN HURRICANE! BOOYA!
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