I know this is a really sudden chapter, but I'm curious.

From what you know about me so far (either through Wattpad or Instagram), throw me the best roasts you can think of. They've gotta be completely directed towards me and what I do, and not just some universal insult.

I know some people will probably have some ready (*cough* Arianna *cough*) but still, I want you guys to try.

Bring it.