I got a haircut about a week ago or something. So I pretty much look like this:

But with cooler glasses:

And I'm also queen:

And pretty much fabulous in general:

And also badass, so I pretty much look like this:

But wait a minute. What's this?

Enhance!

Dear god... No..!

NO.

How could I have not seen it sooner?! It's been here all along!!!

Oh my god!

My profile picture!!

Even my oWN DOG.

No... No...!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have no fucking idea what I just did.

*agGReSSIVE X-FiLES tHeME MUUSIC*