God damn, this shit keeps going as much as I keep procrastinating on my responsibilities.

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-Jack's New Place-

Jeff: Hey your place looks awesome! *high fives*

Jack: Yeah but I don't have any food or WiFi though.

Everyone: *stares*

Jeff: See ya, bro. *leaves*

Ben: Later, man. *leaves*

Elizabeth: Bye. *leaves*

Ao: Deuces.

Jack: Wait Ao, you live here too.

Ao: *shuts the door*

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Jeff: What's 9+10?

Ben: 19!!! WHAT'S BITCH+BITCH?!? BITCH!!!

Jeff: That's not even an insult.

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Ao: Back muscles let you know that God is real.

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-When Ao's Not Around-

Jack: *sits around*

Jack: *plays with his hoodie drawstring*

Jack: *picks up a book, reads, realizes he can't read and throws it*

Jack: *pulls out a random Nerf gun and shoots it somewhere, glass breaks, he spazzes and ditches the gun*

Jack: *lays around in random positions*

Jack: *sings softly at a song*

Jack: *sings intensely at the heavens*

Jack: *realizes he can't sing*

Jack: *re-evaluates his life*

Jack: *cries*

Jack: *gets mad and fights a pillow*

Jack: *bites at the couch*

Jack: *screams*

Jack: *calms down and sits quietly*

Jack: *suddenly does the pants monster thing and runs around the house like that*

Ao: Jack, I'm home!

Jack: OH FU-- *trips*

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(From MissFanficwriter )

Ao: *points at Xavier* YOU CAN GET MARRIED

Xavier: I'm not gay.

Ao: I don't give a fuck.

Ao: *points to Craig* YOU CAN GET MARRIED TOO , LITTLE BITCH

Ao: *points to both* You two are married now

Craig: Aye...

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Jack: I've got backstrokes for dayzzz

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Ben: Jeff! Marry, fuck, and kill.
GO!

Jeff: UUH KILL YOU--

Ben: Aw.

Jeff: MARRY ELLIE.

Ellie: Yo.

Jeff: AND FUCK... *looks at Ao and Jack* *sweats*

Ao: *blinks innocently*

Jack: *dark aura radiates from his very being*

Jeff: uUH, UMMN, UH

Ben: Dude, are you cool--?

Jeff: I'D FUCK JACK LIKE DAMN HAVE YOU NOT SEEN DAT ASS UGH FUCKIN GAG ME ORGASMIC SEXY BEAST

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Ao: So what do you think about--

Jack: Do you just wanna hook up and occasionally non-penetrative sex each other and kiss and have awkward cute moments?

Ao: yAS I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK OH MY GOD PLEASE let me just take the breadsticks anyway.

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Jeff: Are you straight or gay?

Death: Yes.

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Craig & Xavier Be Like:

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(From @_-DanceWithDevils-_)

Ben: Ay, yo you know where I can get some drugs from?

Ao: EXCUSE ME SIR WE ARE IN A LIBRARY *throws around hands*

Ben: Oh sorry. *whispers* You know where I can get some drugs from?

Ao: *whispers* Yeah, what you need bruh?

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(From @_-DanceWithDevils-_)

Ben: Oh my gosh, I think I hurt myself when we were at that seafood place.

Ao: What happened?!

Ben: I pulled a mussel!

Ao:

Ben:

Ao:

Ben: *muffled laughter*

Ao: Get the fuck out of my house.

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(From @_-DanceWithDevils-_)

Jeff: You know what's real trust?

Ellie: *looks up from chocolate milk* ...what?

Jeff: Two cannibals giving each other BJs.

Jack: *looks around corner slowly*

Jeff:

Jack:

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Ellie: I don't know what to say...

Jeff: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Ellie: Which one? I can't do both!

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-Ao is Peeved-

Ellie: That is never gonna work.

Ao: Yes it will. It will!

Ellie: That is never gonna work with your level of science knowledge..!

Ao: I've watched Bill Nye. Quite a few times. And I'm a level three now..! Yeah, my HP has been going up pretty steadily.

Ellie: You're just not up to my level. My power is over 9000.

Ao: ....9000 of what?

Ellie: Just 9000 in general.

Ao: Of...of--?

Zalgo: Sup, chumps. *knocks over Ao's cup of juice onto Ellie* *walks away*

Ao: ...Hey! What was that?! I can no longer drink this! *holds up cup* That really peeves me off!

Ellie: Why would you knock the drink out of her hand?

Zalgo: *backing away with arms outstretched*

Ao: Why would you do that?!

Zalgo: Hey bro.

Ao: You know what?? baGOWSH! I am so peeved right now!!

Ellie: She is peeved!!

Zalgo: Hey bro. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Ellie: I-I am just gonna buy an entire array of clothes!

Ao: Yeah and--wait--what?! What the--whAT?

Ellie: And become Mike Tyson's agent!!

Zalgo: *walks back* Hey, hey. Big show.~ Hey, I've been thinking on my actions and...I've been acting like a real chump these past couple of minutes...

Ao: Yeah you have been. A big chump!

Zalgo: Here, I brought you a refill. *gives another cup to Ao*

Ao: *smiles* *tries grabbing a drink* ...wait

Ellie: Wait a second--

Zalgo: *knocks second drink onto Ellie again*

Ao: baGOWSH!!! I am--OHH--I AM PEEVED!!

Ellie: She is so peeved right now!

Ao: baGOWSH!! Why would you do that?!? You just--that was such a tricky thing to do!

Ellie: You knocked the drink out of her hand, she was gonna drink that!

Ao: That was pretty stealthy, I'm not gonna lie..!

Zalgo: *backs away with arms outstretched* Hey man...stuff it.

Ao: You want me to what?!

Ellie: She is peeved!

Ao: You want me to stuff it?! You know what, I'm not a calzone, last time I checked!

Ellie: Go...go ride a roller coaster!!!

Zalgo: You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Ellie: gO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!!

Ao: .......wHAT?!? What does that mean?!

Slender: *outside by the mansion* Shut up!! My little girl is tryin' to watch some Jag in there!!

Sally: *opens the front door* Shut up, I'm tryin' to watch some Jag in here!!!

Slender: cHILD!! Go get me my Pringle!

Sally: Alright I'll go geT THE PRINGLE *shuts door*

Zalgo: Hey, hey, hey!

Ellie: Ugh not again!! It never ends!

Ao: What do you want???

Zalgo: That's been twice now.

Ao: Yeah it has been twice.

Zalgo: *points to Ellie* What you said about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *to Ao* I brought you a replacement beverage, and I'm serious this time. I mean it. I'm so sorry. I was confused, I didn't know what I wanted.

Ao: *grabs drink* No way... Well that is just so nice of you..!

Ellie: Wait a second..

Ao: Th-That was the nicest thing..

Zalgo: *walks away*

Ellie: That guy...

Ao: Ya know, I think I really misjudged that guy.

Ellie: He's a good guy!

Ao: I kinda feel like I misjudged--ya know what--.

Ellie: *knocks drink over onto herself*

Ao: ......ooOoohh..ooOOOAAAHHHO. I am... AaaAAAAGHHhh. You know--I...

Ellie: *walks away*

Ao: Oohh...baGOWSH!!!!! I am--OH. I am... OOHh. OoooH! OH!

Zalgo: *backs away with arms outstretched* Stuff it! Hey, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Ellie: *backs away with him, arms outstretched too*

Ao: AAAAHHAAHHHGHGGGG