There's still more, yo.

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Jeff: Now...who are amazing parents?

Ben: ...we are

Jeff: Can't hear you.

Ben: *louder* We are.

Jeff: Don't you forget it! *accidentally closes car door* *freezes*

Ben: ....Did we just lock Ao in the car?

Jeff: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Ben: I put the keys in the bag..!

Jeff: Oh, Ben I told you not to put the keys in the bag!!!!

Ben: D-Don't freak out!

Jeff: *to Ao* Blueberry, it's okayyy!~

Ben: *singing* A-B-C-D-E-F-G~

Jeff: What are you singing to her?!? People get arrested for this Ben!! *walks around the car*

Ben: uhh H-I-J-K--

Jeff: Do all four doors lock?!?!

-Later On-

Ben: *on the phone*

Jeff: *running towards the car with a trash can* i'M BREAKING THE WINDOW *falls over*

Car security people: Emergency assistance, how may I help you?

Ben: H-Hello, we locked our kid in the car! People are judging us!!

Jeff: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

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Ben: Yes, it's true... I am 5'3

Ben: At least...my diCK IS. *sunglasses*

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Jeff: *browsing at the gay cinema section* *looks over* Ben??

Ben: Jeff??

Jeff: Wh...what are you doing here?

Ben: ...Browsing

Both of them: *run away*

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Ellie: *calls up Zalgo* Hey, I just wanted to remind you that tomorrow is trash day so... Remember to put yourself out on the curb, bYE!

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Xavier: Craig! CRAIG!

Craig: Yeah, baby?

Xavier: Don't 'baby' me! What's my name?

Craig: Pfft, I know your name Sean.

Xavier: Mah nAME XAVIER BITCH WHAT THE FU--

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Ben: *playing video games*

Jeff: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Ben: I'm playing a game.

Jeff: BY YOURSELF??

Ben: Yes!

Jeff: SO YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF??

Ben: I dONT HAVE FRIENDS

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Ao: Hey Jeff, you want pizza?

Jeff: Nah but maybe Ben does. Hold on. *cups hand over mouth* Yo Ben, come get this pizza!

Ben: *yells* Yo Jeff, come get this diCK.

Jeff: *laughs and turns back to Ao* Throw that shit away. ಠ_ಠ

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Jeff: You're being a huge dick!

Ben: Ah, that's why you like me so much. ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ)

Jeff: ಠ_ಠ

Ben: C'mon, I know you love dick jokes! ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ)

Jeff: *laughs* Dammit!

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Ellie: Hey, want some advice?? Yeah?? Here you go, use this! *tosses a roll of toilet paper*

Zalgo: *catches it* Wh...What's this for?

Ellie: To wipe yourself. Because you're a piece of shit. *dances away*

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Jack's Relationship Advice

Jack: Call your girl with a raspy voice in the morning.

~Jack: *on the phone with raspy voice* Hi

Jack: She's gonna be like...

~Ao: *on the phone* ( ° △ °) ahdkaJSKABJDALWBWHSJA

~Sam: hOALAJASNJ

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Ben: Jack!

Jack: What?

Ben: I think there's something wrong with my tongue...!

Jack: What's wrong with it?

Ben: It's not in your mouth..

Jack: o___o

Ben: *slurps*

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Jeff: Yo, can we have meatballs for dinner--?

Ben: sO YOU EATIN BALLS NOW?!?

Jeff: No, Ben, I'm hungry--.

Ben: SHUT UP, BITCH.

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Ao: So Jeff, how did you and Ellie meet?

Jeff: Oh, well we were in school and we bumped into each other and her books fell *bashful face*

Ao: Awwww~

Jeff: And then I saw dat ass aND I WAS LIKE DAYUM BISH

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Ben: You know some days you look in the mirror and you're like-

Ben: *sexy face* Oh damn.~

Ben: And other days you're like-

Ben: *ugly face* oH DAMN

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Movie: The Following Is Based On A True Story

Ben: *drops popcorn* *changes clothes* *packs bags* *leaves house*

Ao: Ben, it's just a movie!!

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Ben: Hey Jeff, we're friends right?

Jeff: Yeah.

Ben: Yeah?

Jeff: Yeah

Ben: Yeah?!

Jeff: Yeah!!

Ben: yEAH?!?!

Jeff: YEAHAHAHAH!!!! *punches*

Ben: YAAHAAHAH!!!!! *kicks*

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Ben: *wearing headphones* Hey, that's gay, but listen to this. *moans sexually into the microphone*

Jack: *barges into the room* What the fuck?

Ben: J-Jack! *throws headphones off* I-It's not what you...yes.
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Xavier: Hey.

Craig: Aha, I'm straight!

Xavier: ??

Craig: Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you said gay. *sudden girly voice* I'm so awKWARD

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Looking At Old Pictures Of Yourself

Ao: Oh. *clicks*

Ao: Ew! Why? *clicks*

Ao: Oh! OH!! *clicks*

Ao: *covering her face* *spazzes* OH MY GAWD. *clicks* AHHWWO

Ao: OH MY GAWD *shuts laptop*

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*Ending to KP is coming up*

Readers: hoe don't do it

*Ending to KP happens*

Readers: Oh my god