KP/C&B Jokes #7
These updates don't help my piles of emails still waiting for me. But yolo.
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When Adopting Ao:
Okaasan: Ao, why are you coloring that stone blue?
Young bb Ao: Because blue is fuckin tight...! *continues to color stone with blue chalk*
Okaasan: ....Oh.
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Ellie: Haha, you already know I--*squish* OOOHH! Dammit, I stepped in some shit.
Ellie: *picks up foot to look* Oh no *picture of Zalgo on her foot* Nevermind.
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Ben: Yo your mom just texted you.
Ao: What did she say??
Ben: *reads* A Chong Ching ling ping pong pan ling ling
Ao: *mad* Very funny Ben! Let me see that..!
Ao: *reads "A Chong ching ling ping pong pan ling ling"* What the hell, Okaasan?
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Ben: *sniffs* Ugh, it smells like good fam in here.
Ao: What's good fam?
Ben: Just chillin' fam, what's good with you?~
Ao: goD DAMMIT
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Ao: Guys, it's Father's Day!! You know what that means??
The gang: *stares*
Ao: Oh shoot...I'm so sorry, I forgot...
Ellie: At least your dad isn't a demented, cosmic lord of chaos.
Ben: I don't even know if I have a dad. ;-;
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Jeff: Hey what are you doing?
Ellie: Sniffing this rose. *holds up a rose*
Jeff: Hah, lame. *starts walking away* *whispers* I wish I was that rose...
Ellie: What?
Jeff: noThinG I SAID YOU'RE GROSS
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Jeff & Ben: *see a turtle*
Jeff: Hey is that a dinosaur?
Ben: *smacks him* You dumb bitch, that's a kromoda dragon.
Jeff: Ahh, true.
Jack: *shakes his head*
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Ben: Hey, Jack, spell me.
Jack: M-E.
Ben: You forgot the D.
Jack: There is no D in me.
Ben: Not yet... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: *kicks Ben into another reality*
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Jack: Hey Ao.
Ao: Yes Jack?
Jack: You're cute.
Ao: .... *heavy breathing* *sudden deep voice* fuCK
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Ben: You and me are just straight guys who really like each other...!
Jeff: Yeah! It's like we're each other's guy baes...!
Jeff: We're gaes.
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Craig: You know what fuCK YOU!
Xavier: FUCK YOU!
Craig: FUCK YOU!!
Xavier: FUCK YOU!!!
Craig: FUCK YOU!!!!
Xavier: FUCK ME
Craig: FUCK YOU??
Xavier: *suddenly seductive* Fuck me.
Craig: Shit okay *jumps on him*
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Elizabeth: Jeff, I love you!
Jeff: *starts walking back*
Elizabeth: You're a piece of shit though, fUCK YOU
Jeff: *walks away again*
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Jeff: This isn't going to be expensive, is it?
Ben: Maybe.
Jeff: Don't you like anything cheap?
Ben: I like you.
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Jack: Okay Ben, you need to say it right.
Ben: Sorry. *clears throat* One nation...under deez nuts--
Jack: Get out
Ben: indivisible smOKE WEED EVERYDAY
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Ben: Give me a D!
Jeff: D!
Ben: Give me a D!!
Jeff: D!!
Ben: Give me the D.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jeff: D--oooh....no.
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Jack: Are you checking me out?
Ao: What?? No..!
Jack: Pfft...don't act like you don't want this.
Ao: Dammit I do.
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Jack: Remember class, you can be anything you want.!
Ben: Can I be yo man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: Well, n-no, I don't think--
Ben: yO ASS SAID ANYTHING
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Jeff: Hey, Ben, you wanna go to the gym and get big with me? (Muscle wise)
Ben: I'm already big when I'm around you.
Jeff:
Jack: Omg
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Zalgo: *breathes*
Ellie: hoe shut the fuck up
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Everyone: *in a crowd and can't find Ben* This calls for drastic measures.
Everyone: *uses hands as megaphones* Link!!
Ben: *from across the street* hOLY MUTHERFACKIN SHIT wHERe iS THaT GAy LoRD FIGHT mE yoU piECe oF sHIT BAStARD I wiLL CUt yOU BITcH aND SEnd yOu uP SkuLL KiD's ASS Oh mY GOD
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