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KP/C&B Jokes #7

These updates don't help my piles of emails still waiting for me. But yolo.

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When Adopting Ao:

Okaasan: Ao, why are you coloring that stone blue?

Young bb Ao: Because blue is fuckin tight...! *continues to color stone with blue chalk*

Okaasan: ....Oh.

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Ellie: Haha, you already know I--*squish* OOOHH! Dammit, I stepped in some shit.

Ellie: *picks up foot to look* Oh no *picture of Zalgo on her foot* Nevermind.

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Ben: Yo your mom just texted you.

Ao: What did she say??

Ben: *reads* A Chong Ching ling ping pong pan ling ling

Ao: *mad* Very funny Ben! Let me see that..!

Ao: *reads "A Chong ching ling ping pong pan ling ling"* What the hell, Okaasan?

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Ben: *sniffs* Ugh, it smells like good fam in here.

Ao: What's good fam?

Ben: Just chillin' fam, what's good with you?~

Ao: goD DAMMIT

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Ao: Guys, it's Father's Day!! You know what that means??

The gang: *stares*

Ao: Oh shoot...I'm so sorry, I forgot...

Ellie: At least your dad isn't a demented, cosmic lord of chaos.

Ben: I don't even know if I have a dad. ;-;

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Jeff: Hey what are you doing?

Ellie: Sniffing this rose. *holds up a rose*

Jeff: Hah, lame. *starts walking away* *whispers* I wish I was that rose...

Ellie: What?

Jeff: noThinG I SAID YOU'RE GROSS

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Jeff & Ben: *see a turtle*

Jeff: Hey is that a dinosaur?

Ben: *smacks him* You dumb bitch, that's a kromoda dragon.

Jeff: Ahh, true.

Jack: *shakes his head*

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Ben: Hey, Jack, spell me.

Jack: M-E.

Ben: You forgot the D.

Jack: There is no D in me.

Ben: Not yet... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack: *kicks Ben into another reality*

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Jack: Hey Ao.

Ao: Yes Jack?

Jack: You're cute.

Ao: .... *heavy breathing* *sudden deep voice* fuCK

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Ben: You and me are just straight guys who really like each other...!

Jeff: Yeah! It's like we're each other's guy baes...!

Jeff: We're gaes.

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Craig: You know what fuCK YOU!

Xavier: FUCK YOU!

Craig: FUCK YOU!!

Xavier: FUCK YOU!!!

Craig: FUCK YOU!!!!

Xavier: FUCK ME

Craig: FUCK YOU??

Xavier: *suddenly seductive* Fuck me.

Craig: Shit okay *jumps on him*

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Elizabeth: Jeff, I love you!

Jeff: *starts walking back*

Elizabeth: You're a piece of shit though, fUCK YOU

Jeff: *walks away again*

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Jeff: This isn't going to be expensive, is it?

Ben: Maybe.

Jeff: Don't you like anything cheap?

Ben: I like you.

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Jack: Okay Ben, you need to say it right.

Ben: Sorry. *clears throat* One nation...under deez nuts--

Jack: Get out

Ben: indivisible smOKE WEED EVERYDAY

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Ben: Give me a D!

Jeff: D!

Ben: Give me a D!!

Jeff: D!!

Ben: Give me the D.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jeff: D--oooh....no.

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Jack: Are you checking me out?

Ao: What?? No..!

Jack: Pfft...don't act like you don't want this.

Ao: Dammit I do.

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Jack: Remember class, you can be anything you want.!

Ben: Can I be yo man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack: Well, n-no, I don't think--

Ben: yO ASS SAID ANYTHING

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Jeff: Hey, Ben, you wanna go to the gym and get big with me? (Muscle wise)

Ben: I'm already big when I'm around you.

Jeff:

Jack: Omg

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Zalgo: *breathes*

Ellie: hoe shut the fuck up

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Everyone: *in a crowd and can't find Ben* This calls for drastic measures.

Everyone: *uses hands as megaphones* Link!!

Ben: *from across the street* hOLY MUTHERFACKIN SHIT wHERe iS THaT GAy LoRD FIGHT mE yoU piECe oF sHIT BAStARD I wiLL CUt yOU BITcH aND SEnd yOu uP SkuLL KiD's ASS Oh mY GOD

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