This train's gonna go on for a while, yo.

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-Ao and Jack Trivia Dance-

Jack: Next question.

Ao: I'm ready!

Jack: ...What's the longest part of my body?

Ao: *blushes wildly* Um.. Uh...! Heheh, Jack, um...well...I'd have to say...

Jack: You weren't fast enough. It's blood vessels.

Ao: W-What...?

Jack: Blood vessels of the human body are long enough to circle around the world six times.

Ao: Oh. Y-Yeah, I was gonna say blood vessels. Yeah.

Sam: *silently judging and christening her mind*

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Jack: *as professor* And, uh, all you'll have to do...

Ben: *whispering to Ao* Yas, bish, so--

Jack: Ben, would you like to share with the class?

Ben: I'm talkin' about me getting fucked.

Jack: *sighs* ...Anyway, class

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Ao: *sleeping in bed* *phone rings and picks up* Hello...?

Ben: Text me. *hangs up*

Ao: *stares at her phone*

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Jack: I am an asshole and everyone should fear me.

Ao:

Ben:

Both of them: *burst out laughing*

Ben: Jack, we all know you're wrapped around Ao's finger and a ladybug is scarier than you.

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What If There Was an Angsty Proxy?

Zalgo: *literally about to annihilate them* You wanna die today mother fucker?!

The proxy: kinda, yeah

Zalgo: shit fam, you alright?

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Jeff: *sees bee on Ellie's arm* Uh oh

Jeff: *rolls up newspaper* Babe, stay still...

Jeff: *uses newspaper as a megaphone* THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

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Jeff: *fucks shit up*

Elizabeth: *1000000000 miles away*

Elizabeth: ...My Jeff-fucked-shit-up senses are tingling.

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Elizabeth: I'm dtf anyone

Jeff: "down to fuck" or "down to fight"?

Elizabeth: yes

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Ben: What mouse walks on two legs?

Ao: Mickey Mouse

Ben: Okay, what duck walks on two legs?

Ao: Donald Duck

Ben: No all of them

Ao: This is the last time you make a fool out of me in my own house god dammit

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Elizabeth: Ha I'm a piece of trash

Jeff: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is everything okay?

Elizabeth: You smooth mother fucker

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Ben: *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

Ben: BALLIN

Ben: BALL IS LIFE

Ben: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

Ben: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

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Ao: Come over :D

Jack: Can't. Contemplating the surrealism and the abstract concept of thought

Ao: My parents aren't here

Jack: Is anyone really "here"?

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Ben, texting Ao late at night: Haha, okay but I should really sleep, night Sheba

Ben:

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Ben: look at this meme real quick

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Ben: Hey was that up dog?

Ao: What are you talking about? I don't know what up dog is.

Ben: up dog??

Ao: What are you saying?

Ben: N-No it was up dog.

Ao: What is up dog?

Ben: *bursts into laughter*

Ao: *realizes* Oh, I got it...

Ben: *dying from laughter*

Ao: Well aren't you proud of yourself.?

Ben: *wheezing* I have never in my life gotten that to work...!

Ao: 'What is up dog?'

Ben: *laughs and falls out of chair*

Ao: Well, I certainly hope you are proud.

Ben: *coughing on the floor*

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Ellie: *waves at Jeff from afar*

Jeff: *waves at Ellie from afar*

Ellie: *beckons him to come over with index finger*

Death: *suddenly latched onto Jeff and slaps a 'MINE' sign over his chest* *glares at Ellie*

Jeff: *walks away while carrying Death*

Ellie: *stares*

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Craig: I love when people think that calling me gay is gonna hurt me like...

Craig: Yes bitch, I'm gay....and I love dick. So...there you go.

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Ao: *watching seals on TV*

Jack: I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill.

Ao: Netflix and SEAL, Jack. *presses face against TV screen* I wanna watch sEALS.

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Elizabeth: Oh, look at this flower..!

Jeff: You're my flower...

Elizabeth: What?

Jeff: Y-You should shower...you stink

Elizabeth: That's rude *walks away*

Jeff: I love you.

Elizabeth: Shut up.

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Xavier & Craig: *in a car*

Xavier: *jamming to the radio* I love this song...!

Craig: Yeah, and I love you.

Xavier: *stops jamming* ...what?

Craig: ahh nothing I loVE P**SY I SAID I LOVE P**Sy