Damn, E.L., back at it again with the shit posts...!~

(I'm kinda sorry.)

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Jack: Hey what's good ma how old are you?

Ao: 15 :D

The whole gang: *drag Jack away* NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ben: Ao, do you have spirit?!

Ao: Yeah, Ben!

Ben: Ellie, do you have spirit?!

Ellie: I have spirits.

Ben: ....

Ellie: *nightmare mode*

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When You Forget Ben Can Kill A Bitch:

Ben: A, B, C, D, E, F, G

Ben: imMA CUT YOU HO DON'T FUCK WITH ME

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Ao: Just because you got that perfect smile a-and...dimples, that I'm just gonna... No. No.

Jack: You wanna make out or something?

Ao: Oh my god yes.

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Ben: Hey Ao, I learned some Japanese! Wanna hear?

Ao: Sure!

Ben: Ketsu-wo-taber~

Ao: ...Ben, you know you just said--.

Ben: "I eat ass". Yeah I know.

Ao: ...

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Person: Omg you speak Japanese?! Say something in Japanese!

Ao: How about I say shut the fuck up in English?? *deal with it glasses* *air horns and Mountain Dew everywhere*

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Jeff: What's up Ben, how you--?

Ben: *serious face* They don't want us to have anal.

Jeff: ...I...I don't want us to have anal either.

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Ao: This is the last time I'm gonna tell you to put your feet down!

Jack: Or what? I'm 6'3, 200+ pounds, what exactly can you do?

Sam: ... *smacks his mask off*

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-Jack's Relationship With His Mom in a Nutshell-

Jack: Fuck, my nose is bleeding.

Mom: That's why yo bitch ass bleeding

Jack: Mom, help...!

Mom: it's your time of the month, huh, lil' bitch??

Jack: M...wha--MA!!

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-Ao Calls For An Urgent Group Meeting-

Ao: Okay everyone, I know it's late and we're all tired but...

Ao: Why did no one tell me that I looked like a wet chicken nugget last night???

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Jeff: Remember how Jack looked when he was little? *shows a picture of young Jacky boy*

Ben: *smirks* Yeah, what happened??

Both of them: *laugh*

Jack: *suddenly shows up* I will cut you.

Jeff & Ben: *scream*

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Ben: Okay so I'm gonna say "21" after you ask me how old I am. Ready?

Jack: How many dicks do you suck?

Ben: 21--oooOoOOOH!!

Everyone else: OOOOOOOHHHH

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Ben: Hey, I made a CD for our friendship!

Jeff: Oh cool, I'll take a listen.

-later-

Jeff: *listens to CD*

CD: I wanna suck yo dick...homie.

Jeff: The fuck??

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Jeff: Professor Jack, did I get an A on my test?

Jack: Do you have a fucking dad??

Jeff:

Jack: Didn't think so. Ya lil' shit.

Jeff: Bitch, you don't have a dad either.

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Ellie: Ma, I couldn't go back to school after what the principal said to me...!

Her mom: What did he say?

Ellie: "You're expelled" like how dare you???

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Waiter: What will you be having, sir?

Ben: a stake.

Waiter: and how would you like your stake?

Ben: On a plate.

Waiter: No, how do you want it cooked?

Ben: On a stove.

Waiter: Get out.