Yo this shit keep comin because fuCK it.

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Ben: What's Gucci, bitch?

Ao: Bitch...you is broke.

Ao: What's Walmart, biTCH?

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-Jack Showing His Affection-

Jack: I care about you..

Jack: Here's some pine cones on a stick. *hands them to Ao*

Jack: Th-They're, um...they're lovely.

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Jack: Okay, class, let's write about a failure that happened in your life.

Ellie: It all started when I was born...

Everyone: ...

Jack: ....okAY LEt's talk about successes.

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Jeff: Whoever says being tired is just a mental thing can go suck a dick--

Ben: BEING TIRED IS JUST A MENTAL THING

Jeff: Dammit! How do you do that?!

Ben: *shrugs* I love dick!

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Ao: Don't you do it!

Ben: Im gonna say it!

Ao: you better not!!

Ben: ImMA say the n-word!!!

Ao: doooOONT DO IT

Ben: *inhales* Nutella

Ao: AAHHHHHH NOOOOO

Ben: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRANSFAT

Ao: SHIT

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Ben: Ya know, I don't like fancy wines..

Jeff: Oh?

Ben: I prefer sexy moans uuUUUUUAAAAAH

Jeff: O___O

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Ben: Ah, you're like my little toe...!

Jack: Why?

Ben: Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture there is

Jack: ugh god

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Craig: Yo, I'm gay.

Xavier: No, I'm gay...!

Ben: No, I'm gay!!!!

Death: NO, I'M GAYY!!

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Ben: *reciting a poem*

Ben: I told you that I loved you, but all you had to say back to me was--

Ben: *high pitched voice* UNNGH FUCK ME, AAAAHHHHHH

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Ellie: Walking to my grandma's house...

Ellie: *opens the door* SUP, BEYOTCHHH

Maribel: Oh my god..!

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Ao Spends Too Much Time With Ben

Ao: Jack!

Jack: What?

Ao: That shirt you're wearing looks very becoming of you..

Ao: If I sat on your chest, I'd be coming too

Jack: oH

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Ben: Make a noise to describe how you feel about that person. *points to Jeff*

Ellie: Mmm!~

Ben: Okay. Now how about that person? *points to Zalgo*

Ellie: *gags and chokes*

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Ben: Ao, what is this?!? *holds up belt*

Ao: That would be a Louis Vuitton belt..

Ben: a Louis Vuitton--this is a Gucci household...!

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Ben: *along with Hollaback Girl* Please, date me, because I'm single! S-I-N-G-L-E -- FUCK ME!~

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Ao: Sup babe?

Jack: ....who, me?

Ao: Yeah! You're hot! c:

Jack: whOOo WHoo okay..

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Jeff: I'm gonna marry you!

Ellie: No.

Jeff: I'm going to marry you!!

Ellie: NO!

Jeff: Yes!!

Ellie: NOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAGHHA!!!!! *punches him*

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Ao: *to Jack* Boy, you look like a half pound of honey ham and that makes me smile so slide on over to my side of the bed~

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Ben: I just like fucking warm holes, that's all.

Ben: I just happen to like fucking guys with other guys present in a way that allows me to touch their dicks with my dick while I'm fucking the third guy

Ben: That's not gay. Maybe you're gay if you think it's gay. D'ya ever think of that?

Ben: Because I'm super secure with my masculinity. You dare check my advance? I don't need to fuck girls to prove that I'm straight. I can fuck whenever I want. Just whenever.

Ben: I shop at hot topic every time there's a sale..! I don't care! I wear spike bracelets because I'm fuckin cool. Nobody can control me. But at the same time it's like symbolic because I'm also controlled by society, but I don't wanna be. I wanna release the shackles. Am I making sense?

Ben: Point is, just because I fucked three guys at one time has no bearing on how gay I am, or not. I am not. That's what I meant to say.

Ben: Pretend that dude's knife is a dick. *points at Caedis* See how I just absorbed it into my being. That's cool, right? We as mammals are evolved, ya know? When you see a dick, you just gotta, ah man I gotta get 'em inside me. Because men and women are like one in the same, ya know? We're just all different souls wearing meat suits. So uh, fuck, uh, I like dicks. Everyone wants a dick one way or another, ya know?

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Ao: Hey Jack, do you know how many planets are in the solar system?

Jack: eight.

Ao: Well it's gonna be seven after I destroy Uranus..

Jack: O__O

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A Date With Ben

Ben: (Be cool, don't let them know how much you miss Harambe)

His date: I'll have the banana pudding

Ben: You know who else liked bananas..

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Jeff: You seem so chill all the time. Nothing seems to affect you..!

Ben: it's depression, my guy

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Everyone in a nutshell

Jeff: "eLiZAbETH!!!"

Ellie: *constantly triggered*

Jack: "Pi equals 3.14159265359..."

Ben: "Anyone know where I can get a dick in my ass faster than I can say fellatio?"

Ao: *hides pictures of Jack*

Jeff: "eLizABeetTH1!1!1!!"

Jack: "I also eat people"

Ellie: "Who the fuck is that nerd" *points at Jeff*

Ao: *to Jack* "You're beautiful, you piece of shit"

Ben: "WATCH ME WHIP"

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Readers: Hey, is Ben going to have his own story? What's it gonna be like?

Me: This

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