I'm surprised how much I can keep this going.

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Jeff: *in a crowd and can't find Ben* This calls for drastic measures.

Jeff: *cups hands around mouth like a megaphone* LINK!

Ben: !!!

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Ellie: *stops driving*

Zalgo: Why'd you stop?

Ellie: Oh, I'm just waiting for this cute old lady to cross the street.

Zalgo: Yeah, well no one's watching so run the dumb bitch over.

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Ben: *driving the Chevelle*

*radio playing My Neck, My Back*

Ben: *singing along*

Ao: *reaches to turn off radio*

Ben: *smacks her hand away and glares* *sings along louder*

Ao: *cowers in her seat*

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Ben: Girls are so hot

Ben: Guys are hot too, oh man

Ben: Why is everyone so hot?

Ao: Global warming

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Ben: I'm sick of being such a big loser!

Jeff: Aw, Ben..

Jeff: You're not big.

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Ben: *lazing on the couch* Ao..

Ao: *sitting next to him* Yeah Ben?

Ben: *probably high as fuck* Don't tell anyone this...but I'd so do SpongeBob foreplay.

Ao: .... *looks at him* ...why?

*awkward silence*

Ben: ...'mihoy minoy, baby'

Ao: *whispers* Oh my god...

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Craig: I have a crush!

Kayla & Ao: Suck their dick.

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-Smart is Attractive-

Jack: Using y = mx + b  to measure the slope of that ass. *adjusts glasses despite the fact that he has no use for them*

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Jack: *to Ao* Good job.

Ao: *literally explodes*

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Ao: Everybody shut up! *picks up phone* Hi, Okaasan.

Jeff: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Ellie: Come back to bed.

Ben: *various sex noises*

Jack: Tell her I said hi.

Ben: Aye, pass the weed..!

Jeff: *blasting out curse words*

Ellie: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!

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Ao: If you can't handle the sass, you can't handle the ass.~

Sam: Snap

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Ellie: *to Jeff* You think you're a better kisser than me??? You think you're a better cuddler?? Come over here and prove it, punk.

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Ben: I'll pick you up at 7.

Clock: 7:01

Ao: Where the fuck are you??

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Jeff: I heard you like bad boys..

Jeff: *sips chocolate milk*

Jeff: I'm bad at everything.

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Ben: bro

Jeff: what is it bro?

Ben: come here and look up

Jeff: what are we standing under?

Ben: mistlebro

Jeff: bro

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Ellie: I mean, I'm cute, but I'm also really fucking creepy.

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Me: How many new ships should I give to you?

Readers: Just fuck me up.

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Ben: I am not gay.

Tall, muscular guy: Hello.

Ben: I am very gay.

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Ao: Have a nice day!

Ellie: Don't tell me what to do.

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Zalgo: Hey, Elizabeth, I found your family.

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-Caedis in a Nutshell-

White hair

Dan-ger-ous

Makes a man go--

Oh fuCK!!

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Ao: You would like to talk to Ellie's dad? Oh okay. Hold on a moment.

Ellie: That's gonna be kinda hard since my real dad died and my 'dad' is a demented cosmic lord of chaos.

Ao: I can't tell them that!

Ellie: Jack! Quick--you have to pretend to be my dad to Ao's parents!

Jack: *takes the phone* Hello. This...is Dad Umber. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry--playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no. They are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up the phone and passes it back to Ellie* Sorry. I panicked.

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Jeff: *texting ellie* Speak to you tomorrow, mi amor ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Jeff: That knife isn't supposed to be there.

Jeff: Or is it

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Person: anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone like what you gonna do? Head butt someone in the nipples??

Ellie: Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole.

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Everyone: *sitting at the table in silence*

Ben: ... *slams his hands on the table* Wanna hear a joke?

Ao: Ben, no--

Ben: So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

Ao: Ben, for thE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP DOING THIS

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-Ellie is Scary-

Ben: *races up to Jeff and Ellie* Okay, if this man walks up to you and grabs your girl's ass, what do you do ?? *points to Jack*

Jeff: Uhm--

Ellie: I'll break his fuckin' wrist.

Jeff, Ben & Jack: Ooh.

Ben: *to Jeff and Jack* Okay, so what if she goes and grabs your ass, what do you do?

Jeff & Jack: ...

Ben: ....

Ellie: ...

Jeff & Jack: Bitch, we're hers now.

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Ben: Oh my god, Ao can be so annoying..

Ao: *literally crosses the entire town* *jumps over a fence* *scales the side of the house* *climbs onto a little roof* *knocks on window* I heard you were talking shit about me.

Ben: whAT THE FUCK

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-Ben Robbing a Bank-

Ben: *barges in* Give me all of your money or I swear to god I'm gonna play my mixtape!!!

Bank teller: Please, please, we'll give you everything just please don't!

Ben: *reaches on his laptop to hit play button*

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Ao: Hey Jack?

Jack: Yes?

Ao: Be honest with me...do you literally eat dick?

Jack:

Ao:

Jack:

Ao:

Jack: *sweats*

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Ben: How many Me's does it take to change a light bulb??

Ben: Two! One to change the light bulb, the other one holds the penis--LADDER, I MEANT LADDER

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Ao: Last one there is a rotten egg! *runs*

Ellie: First one there is gonna lose their soul... *starts chanting in demonic language*

Ao: *stops* Nah, wait, what the hell???

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Zalgo: *just sitting*

Ellie: *glaring at him* Why is he doing that?

Ao: Doing what?

Ellie: Look at him over there breathing and shit *shakes her head*

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Ellie: your blueprint line isn't straight enough

Ben: I'm not straight enough either

Jeff:

Jack:

Ao:

Sam: Nice

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Ellie: Hey Ben, can you turn the lamp on?

Ben: Bet. *starts sensually grinding on lamp*

Ellie: Ben, I meant fuCKIN HIT THE SWITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME--

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And Finally....This Catastrophe Inspired By The Wonderful Brandon Rogers...
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-A Mad Tea Party For Everyone-

Ao: *traveling across the field* Oh, what's this we have here?? *meets the gang* Hello, everybody!

Jeff: Ooh, who are you??!

Ao: Why I'm Alice!

Jack: This is actually Ao, I found her while I was in a tree..

//

Jeff: *now at the table* I'm having quite a ball in Wonderland, what about you all??

Ben: *starts singing* Yesssss!~

Jeff: Who are you?

Ben: I'm Flower!~ *whispers* But YOU can call me Daddy.

Jeff: ಠ_ಠ *turns to Jack* Who are you??

Jack: Well, I'm supposed to be the Chesire Cat, but this whole dreamscape is--

Jeff: Ooh *points to Ellie* Are you the Jabberwocky??

Ellie: You have no idea moTHER FUCKER!!

//

Jeff: *toasts* Here is to more children falling into our rabbit holes..

Toby: *screams out of nowhere*

//

Ben: *singing again in high falsetto*

Jeff: *pointing at Ben* nO HOMOSEXUALS STOP IT

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Jeff: wh-what is this?? *pointing at Ben*

Ben: *on the ground* I'm photosynthesizing!

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Jeff: *long silence*.......fuckin' acid reflux is putting me in a bad mood *holds his chest*

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Ao: STOP FERTILIZING AT THE TABLE *pointing at Ben with his legs open*

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Ellie: *from far away* I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOUR DREAMS

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Clock: I've goT TITS

Ben: *slurps*

Toby: Oh

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Jeff: Sit down, Jabberwocky, I'm tired of your shit...!

Ellie: Help! *laying sprawled across Jack* I'm trYING TO MAKE A BABY

Jack: Help me.

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Jeff: *standing on his chair* I'd like to make a toast to Alice!!

Jack: It's actually Ao--

Toby: *to Ao* Would you like some tea??

Ao: Is it that one--?

Clock: Grab a damn cup.

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Jeff: taKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOUUUUUUUUUU *throws chair*

Jack: *gets hit with chair and falls over* oW

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Ellie: Do you think you're funny??

Ao: It's--no, I--

Ellie: Do you think you're fucking funny????

Ao: I was just--

Ellie: Do you think THIS is funny?!? *goes nightmare mode*

Ao: ooOooooOOOOH--

//

Jeff: Alice, you know we brought you back here for a gang bang.

Ben: We're going to fuck you like the bitch that you are!!~~

//

Jeff: I think we have an extra passenger!

Caedis: *shows up*

Everyone: ooOOOOOH MYY--

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Jeff: The sun is going down and the flowers are starting to wilt!!

Clock: You fucked up, bitch.

Jeff: Are you okay, Flower?

Ben: *gets up from the ground* *eyes go red, blood pours from his eyes* *screeCHES VIOLENTLY*

Jeff: OOOOH *starts running* SHIT

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Clock: I just want some fuCKING TEA *smashes tea pot on the table*

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Jeff: OH, *pointing at Jack and Ao* THEY'RE HAVING HETEROSEXUAL SEX!!!

Jack & Ao: *barely touching each other*

Toby: *screeches in disgust*

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Jeff: I just want to eAT SOME ASS!!!! *smashes tea pot on table*

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*everyone screaming and smashing things in the background*

Ellie: *chilling by the tea table* Everyone loses their tits in Wonderland.

THE END