HOLY SHIT.

IT'S ANOTHER OF THESE.

CRAP.

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Ben: Hey Ao.

Ao: ?

Ben: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Ao: Testic--oOH NO

Ben: (￣▽￣)

Ao:

Ao:

Ao: NO

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-Ao Gives a Makeup Tutorial-

Ao: Okay so I'm just gonna apply a little concealer...

Ao: To conceal my feelings, ha, I am sad.

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Ellie: *at Zalgo* I'm not saying I hate you...

Ellie: I'm just saying, if you got hit by a bus... I would be driving that bus.

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-Jack's Not Up to Date-

Ao: What should we do?

Jack: We can watch Netflix.

Ao: ...and chill??

Jack: *totally innocent*
Sure.

Ao: *slaps him* Perv!! *walks away*

Jack: *holding his cheek* What did I do??!

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*Ao's phone goes off*

Ben: It's your mom.

Ao: Oh, could you pick that up for me?

Ben: You know I'm not good at talking to people I don't know. *picks up phone* yo wHAT UP, BITCH???

Ao: YO WHAT THE FU--GIMME MY PHONE

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-How Craig Came Out-

Craig: Dad, balls are life...!

His dad: So you're playing basketball now?

Craig: No, dad.

His dad: heheh b-*realization* balls..

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Ellie: *to Zalgo* Boi, you rocked that outfit two years ago but you fAT AS FUCK NOW. B-But I hear Walmart has a GREAT selection!~

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Ao: Alright, I'm off to school!

Ben: Make sure to bring a condom!

Ao: ...

Ben: *points at her and winks*

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Jack: I hate when people start looking at old pictures of you and are like "oh my god, you were so cute, what happened?"

Jack: I goT SEXY, BITCH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

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Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word.

Ben: Hired.

Interviewer 2: *whispers* Holy shit, can he do that??

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(From @MsNarwhal23)

Jeff: What is it now, Ben?

Ben: Who's Ben?

Jeff: *loud sigh* What is it now, Daddy?

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Ellie: Say it again!

Jeff: No way, jose?

Ellie: That right there!! Who is Jose??

Jeff: Babe, it's just a thing--

Jose: *peeks out of the closet* Andale...

Ellie: whO THE FUCK IS HE????

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-Ellie's Song for Zalgo-

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-Ben Has Low Self-Esteem-

Jeff: Babe, I think there's a ghost in my room.

Ellie: Ah, there's nothing there, Jeff--

Ben: *suddenly visible* sO I'M NOT ENOUGH??

Ellie: Oh my god!!!

Ben: oH MY GOD

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Slender: *as a teacher* What's the formula for number two??

Ben: what's the formula for that fuCKIN HAIRLINE?!?!?!?

Slender: ...

Ben: biTCH

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Ao: *looking at her papers* Mr. Philips gave me a D.

Jack: ....what??!

Ao: Yeah he gave me a D.

Jack: What does that mean???!

Ao: I doN'T KNOW HE JUST GAVE ME A D

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Ben: Jack, why did I get a D on this test??

Jack: Class, what's it called when Ben gets an A?

Jeff: Imagination.~

Ben: fight me, fight me right here

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Jeff: I'm gonna be forever alone.

Ben: No you won't, you've got me!

Jeff: No, I need someone who makes me feel better.

Ben: I can make you feel better, I-I'll suck your dick--

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Ao: Ben, you need to stop.

Ben: Obama wouldn't treat me like this.

Ao: What?

Ben: Ao, Obama care..

Ao: ....bitch, no, that's not what--

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Jack: Okay class, does anyone know the largest bone in your body?

Ben: *starts laughing*

Jack: Please, no inappropriate answers--

Ben: tHat dICK

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Ben: *peeks around the corner*

Jack & Ao: *asleep on the couch, snuggled together*

Ben: Y'all fuckin???

Jack: ...no

Ben: ಠ_ಠ *slowly backs away*

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Ben: Okay so I sent this girl a dick picture.

Jeff: Holy--alright?

Ben: And she sent one back. What do I say??

Jeff: ...what do you think you should say?

Ben: 'Why is it bigger than mine??'

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Ao: *looking at her homework* Man, this is hard.

Ben: The only thing that's gonna be hard in here is ME!!

Ao: Okay, Ben, I'm talking about my homework.

Ben: Talking about your homework-- *smacks papers out of her hand* Shut the hell up...!

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Jack: Alright, squats!

Ao: Jack, we just did squats!!

Jack: Ao, do we have a problem?! ...Drop that ass!!!

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Ben: *calls Ao* Hey, Sheba...

Ao: ...What?

Ben: Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.~

Ao: ...

Ben: (￣▽￣)

Ao: Please stop calling me at 2 am.

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-If Jack Gets Roasted-

Jeff: *to Jack* A blind bat could tell you look shady as fuck.

Ben: *to Jack* People say 'you are what you eat'. That explains why you're such a dick.

Jeff: *to Jack* Your sense of humor is as funny as a funeral service.

Ben: *to Jack* Your teeth are sharper than you.

Jeff: *to Jack* You seem like you'd enjoy the sound of children dying.

Ben: *to Jack* You look like a guy who talks during sex.

Everyone else: *laughing*

Jack: ...

-later-

Ellie: hoLY SHIT, JEFF'S COVERED IN BLOOD

Ao: WHY IS BEN STUFFED IN THE FRIDGE?!??

Jack: *calmly walks away*

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-Ben Lowkey Needs Help-

Ben: Hey, Ao...

Ao: Yes Ben?

Ben: Knock knock

Ao: Who's there?

Ben: Crippling depression

Ao: Crippling depression wh--?

Ben: ME

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Ben: AH YEAH DON'T TRUST BEN! HE'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE TEETH IF YOU LOOK AT HIM WEIRD!!

Jack: I mean...you did.

Ben: YEAH, I'M SAYIN', DON'T TRUST ME.

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Jeff: *racing off in motorcycle*

Ben: Holy crap, he's like a torpedo.

Ben: Wish he'd torpedo my ass..

Jack: Ben, you've gotta find your chill, my dude.

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Craig: *arguing with Xavier* *thinking to himself* Don't be intimidated, Craig. Try to imagine him in his underwear.

Xavier: *sexy as hell*

Craig: Oh no, he's hot..!!!!

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Ben: I'm driving!

Ellie: Shotgun!

Jeff: Agh, but you had it on the way here--wooOo OH MY GOD

Ben: WHOA

Ellie: No, I found a shotgun!~ *holding shotgun* And I want the front seat. *pumps shotgun*

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Zalgo: I will deSTROY YOU!!!

Ellie: *smacks him across the face*

Zalgo: (#'Д')

Ellie: .....fuck outta here

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And Finally, The Pinnacle Of My Artistic Skills

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