OMG NUMBER 13.

IT'S TEH SPOOKS

OHMGGGGG!!!1!11!

(I make myself cringe.)

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Jack: Bet you I'm right.

Ellie: Bet you you're wrong.

Jack: Bet you you're a skank.

Ellie: Bet you you're an asshole..!

Jack: biTCH I EAT PEOPLE

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Jack: I'm normal! I'm nOrMAL!!!

Lady: Watch where you're going...!

Jack: Sorry, i'M NORMAL

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Ben: This is gonna go good! I can feel it! I wanna feel it in between my thighs!

Ben: *gets fucked up, legs severed*

Ben: Ow maH THIGHS

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Jack: I loVE MEAT! I love meat in my mouth!!

Jack: I love the way it eXPLODES with juice in my moUTH!

Jack: I really, reALLY love meat. And everything about it! I love meat all over me, I love to eat all kinds of meat!

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Ao: OhmahgAWD LOOK AT HIM RUN *staring in fascination at Jack*

Ao: *in heaven* Uuhh, it should be illegal to be that fine!!

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-Readers Complaining About Jeff's Short Hair-

Reader: Why are you wearing your hair like that??

Jeff: *pewds voice* whAT's wRONG WITH MY FUCKING HAIR

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Ben: Some call me...Romeo.~

Ben: Others call me, Please No More-eo.~

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Ms. P: Oh, Ellie is at that really special age when she only has one thing on her mind.

Ao: Boys?

Ellie: Homicide.

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Jack: Hey, what's up Ao--?

Ben: Gurl you look fierce today and we LOVE it!!

Ao: *runs away*

Jack: What are you doing??

Ben: If you get a girlfriend, you won't have time for me, man.~

Jack: ......whAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

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Ao: Well, I was actually thinking we could--

Kayla: Sshshhssh

Ao: But--

Kayla: shshssshshhhSSHSHSH..! Shush!! ...I sense boys being gay... *turns*

Craig & Xavier: *stare back*

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Ao: Are you feeling daijobu????

Ao: Do you need me to make you feel kimochiiiiiii????

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Ao: Ben you're a genius!

Ben: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Ao: What? A genius?

Ben: No, Ben.

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Ao: Well, I guess I'm too tough to cry.

Jack: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Ao: *tearing up* They don't have any arms!

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-When Ben Becomes Your Best Friend-

Ben: I love this person...so much...they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them...how can I convey that to them?

Ben:

Ben:

Ben: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect.

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Ben: Hey, Jeff, are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me thirsty.

Jeff: ....The fuck I look like to you?? That shit doesn't work on me, I'm white as hell, you dumbass, the fuck you call me Jamaican--

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Ben: Knock knock.

Ao: who's there?

Ben: Hoo

Ao: Hoo who?

Ben: What are you an owl? *laughs*

Ao: *laughs too* Owl fucking stab you in the throat you piece o

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Death: *beats up Jeff when in the coma* Is there anything you have to say for yourself?

Jeff: *literally dying* *wheezes* Suck my ass.

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Death: Whatcha doing over there, Jeffery?

Death: Reading a book?

Death: Singing some songs?

Death: Sucking some *sunglasses* diCK???

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-Ben Talkin' Dirty-

Ben: Make me say the words, baby. C'mon, I know you want to hear them.. Yeah? Alright, babe..

Ben: *in a sultry voice* The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues...

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Ben: Oh, I'm five foot three?

Ben: Well guess what? You're five foot a biTCH. *sunglasses*

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Ao: Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck--