Here's a compilation of some of the comedy skits I shit post on my message board.~

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Ao: Why did you crash my dad's car?!?!

Ben: Because I wanted to see how a Mercedes...

Ben: BENDS.

Ao: *points to the door* Go, get out of my damn house

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Ben: I heard a joke about chocolate, but it wasn't funny so I just...

Ben: SNICKERed.

Sam: *throws a glass at Ben's head and knocks him out*

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Employer: Okay, so how would you describe your people skills?

Jeff: I tend to drive people away...

Employer: ....perfect! You're hired! Welcome to Uber!

Jeff: :D

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Ellie: Who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill??

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Ao: *to jack* yoU THINK YOU'RE REAL CUTE DON'T YOU???

Ao: REAL FUCKIN CUTE???

Ao: I think so too.

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Ben: I may be a hot mess but at least I'm hot.

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When Jeff Met Ben For The First Time:

Jeff: Hey, what's your name?

Ben: Daddy.

Jeff: Uhm...I-I-I don't think--.

Ben: CALL. ME. Daddy.~

Jeff: ...Okay ;-;

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Jack: *holding up a Homecoming? sign outside*

Ben: *opens front door* *gasps* OMG

Jack: No, tell Ao.

Ben: Okay! *yells back into the house* AO I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Ao: *as a therapist* So tell me what's on your mind?

Jack: Well, I feel like my therapist is hitting on me.

Ao: *takes off glasses* And how does that make you feel??

Jack: Pretty good.

Ao: *squeals like a dolphin*

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Why Jeff Got Kicked Out of the Mansion the First Time:

Slender: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?

Jeff: Aren't you a little old to be alive?

Slender: I'LL SHOW YOU OLD. *screeches and charges at him*

Jeff: *gets up and throws a lemon at Slender's head*

Slender: *is knocked the fuck out*