"Wait, you're telling me that a threesome was the craziest porn you've ever seen?" Namjoon asks incredulously.

"Yeah. Why's that so hard to believe?" Jimin challenges him back. "Why does porn have to be crazy just to enjoy it?"

"Dude, you're so vanilla," Jeongguk cackles as he slaps his own knee. He can barely get his words out and it makes Taehyung choke back his own laughter. At this stage in his drunkenness, everything is funny.

Jimin chucks a pillow at Jeongguk then glares at Hoseok. "See? This is why I didn't wanna play this stupid game!"

"Just be glad Yoongi didn't hear that, he'd probably try to you show you all the shit he's watched," Jin chimes in with an overly amused expression, but he's actually very serious. Everyone knows Yoongi has a freakier side to him. And very unashamed about it.

"Wait, where did go again?" Hoseok slurs with eyes half-closed, his cheeks a little pink like they always are when he drinks.

"Remember? He wasn't feeling well after dinner, so he went to bed," Namjoon reminds him with a slap on the back to wake him up but it makes him lean further into Jimin, who is sitting on the other side of Hoseok on the couch.

"Okay, next question!" Jin perks up, grabbing a blanket to get more comfortable before reclaiming his spot on the floor. "Jimin is next to ask, and Namjoon is next to answer."

Jin had to take over supervising their game since Hoseok got a little too intoxicated and kept snickering before he could even finish asking the questions.

They were playing "Truth or Drink," an app that Hoseok downloaded for them to play. A couple of them suggested they just play Truth or Dare but he reminded them that if they did they'd probably end up in jail, or the hospital. And that was not going to happen during his week.

Jin hands Hoseok's iPad over to Jimin, who takes it reluctantly.

"Okay, Joon. You're question is...How many people in this--," Jimin starts but then sighs, shaking his head before continuing with less enthusiasm. "How many people in this room would you willingly fuck?"

Namjoon casually looks around the room at each of his friends, taking his time to study each one of them. "Three."

What the--Why's that so easy for him to just say?
Cause he's not a pus—

"Three?! Who?? Why only three?" Hoseok interrogates Namjoon with a pointed finger.

"The question didn't ask who. It asked how many," Namjoon replies with a smirk.

"Way more than I thought," Jin mumbles under his breath but only Taehyung hears him.

It was Namjoon's turn to ask Taehyung, but he waited patiently for him to swallow down his third shot. The game only required the players to drink if they were caught telling a lie, but no one cared to lie and Taehyung was looking to ease his nerves.

Ready for his turn, Taehyung sits up crisscross in the love seat and grabs one of its decorative pillows for comfort.

Namjoon narrows his eyes at the screen to focus his vision, then reads off his question.

"What's the last thing you masturbated to?"

"Ooh, that's a good one," Hoseok says and quiet descends.

It takes Taehyung a second to register the question, but when he does, he recalls the memory of being in the shower earlier that morning after his dream about his best friend.

He clutches onto the pillow in his lap and feels his face get hot. He's a terrible liar. And an even worse one when drinking.

Of all the questions...
Tell em the truth, what's the big deal?
They'll think I'm a creep and Jeongguk will never talk to me again?!
They're all so drunk, no one's even gonna remember

"Um..." he mutters, trying so hard not to look in Jeongguk's direction, but because his inhibitions are low, he ends up staring at him straight in the eye.

Jeongguk was sitting in a recliner on the opposite side of the coffee table from where Taehyung sat, his knees pulled up into his chest and his head resting on the back of the chair.

No no no no no no no. Don't say it!

Taehyung bites his lower lip in desperation, trying to hold back his drunken truth bomb but can't seem to break his eye contact with Jeongguk, who was now perked up and looking back at him with a confused expression.

If he's honest and says it, Jeongguk will know. And Jeongguk knowing could ruin everything. It could ruin their friendship. He has to think of something to say.

SAY IT.

Jin, Namjoon, and Jimin all simultaneously glance back and forth between Taehyung and Jeongguk.

"Tae?" Someone says and Jeongguk sits up in the chair properly. He tilts his head intriguingly at Taehyung, the corner of his mouth tugging ever so slightly.

Think, think, think, think!!

"Wait, you mean—" Jimin starts to say when his voice fades. He's looking at Taehyung but pointing at Jeongguk.

"My ex!" Taehyung suddenly blurts out, a little too loudly. Practically jumping out of his chair. "I uh... I pictured...my ex."

"Jiyoo??" Hoseok busts out laughing. "Damn that's sad bro! I didn't know you still thought of her like that."

Namjoon groans aloud and pinches the bridge of his nose. "I didn't need to know that you jerked off to my sister, Tae. Thanks for that."

"Sorry," Taehyung laughs nervously. He releases his clench on the pillow and swallows down the acid rising in his throat.

Jeongguk quietly curls back up into himself in the recliner and manages a small, short laugh.

That was close. I almost blew it! STUPID

"Taehyung, your turn to ask me a question," Jin announces, a little too eagerly.

Taehyung stands up to retrieve the iPad from Namjoon and wobbles a little. The room is beginning to spin.

"Um... okay," he says clearing his throat. "Jin's question is...What's the most bizarre sexual role-play you've ever participated in?" He slurs the words harshly and it makes Jimin giggle at him.

"Tae's so cute when he's drunk."

"You won't be saying that when he's running through the house naked," Namjoon teases and Jimin shakes his head.

"No, no. That was Yoongi, not Taehyung," he reminds him and Jeongguk shifts his position to sit on his legs more comfortably. Taehyung risks a glance at him before focusing back on Jin.

"Hmm, let's see...." Jin ponders for a moment. "I'd say the one time where my partner played as a K-Pop idol and I was their crazy fan."

"Stop," Jeongguk chuckles. "Tell me you did not actually do that shit."

Jin just laughs and nods.

"That's your most bizarre?" Hoseok asks in disbelief. "I don't believe it."

"I don't need to do a lot of role-playing in the bedroom," Jin states confidently with a cheeky grin. "Not when you look this good."

Namjoon shakes his head in shame and pours two shots, one for himself and one for Hoseok but Jimin shooed his hand away.

"I'll take it," Jeongguk shoots forward and takes the glass from Namjoon. He locks eyes with Taehyung over his hand as he swallows it down quickly.

"Alright Jeon, your turn," Jin announces, ready to read off his question. "If you had to sleep with one person in this room, who would it be?"

Taehyung's whole body ignites into flames, his heartbeat quickens in his chest, beating so hard he swears everyone could hear it.

Again... Of all the fucking questions!
Afraid he won't say you?
No. He wouldn't. Besides, Jin's gorgeous, of course he'd say Jin. Everyone always says Jin.
And that makes you sad now?...

Jeongguk sits up in his chair and looks around the room. Taehyung swears he could die. It's like his skin as been ripped off, his thoughts and feelings exposed to the world and it's all crashing down on him.

"Just say Jin and get it over with," Jimin laughs and Jin winks back at him.

Namjoon whines and reaches for another shot. "Everyone always picks J--"

"Taehyung."

See? He didn't--
Did he just...

"I'd pick Taehyung," Jeongguk states firmly, nodding in his direction.

The room falls silent except for Jin, who is visibly offended at not being chosen.

Taehyung's mouth parts open in absolute shock and surprise. He looks at Jeongguk with confusion but Jeongguk's looking down now, playing with a string hanging off his black sweatpants.

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
I was RIGHT!
This is not happening, this is not happening

"I--" Taehyung stands up abruptly from his seat, then gives a curt nod. He doesn't know what else to do, it's like he's glitching out. He's feeling and thinking more than he can handle.

He opens his mouth to say something but stops himself. He pours himself a shot instead, spilling a little on the table from his drunken unsteadiness.

Closing his eyes tightly, Taehyung swallows the liquor down and wipes the remnants from his upper lip. Without saying a word, he turns around and walks away.

"Where's he going?" Jimin asks as he loses sight of Taehyung when he turns the corner of the hallway where their bedrooms are.

Taehyung stumbles towards his room down the hallway that won't quit spinning, leaning against the wall as he goes for support.

"Tae?" He hears someone call out for him but he's too far gone to recognize the voice.

"Wherrre's...my room," he slurs to himself, squinting at his bedroom door as he stands in front of it.

He enters the room he recognizes is his and shuffles around haphazardly in the darkness until his shins hit something. He reaches down to feel a bed and crawls in, passing out as soon as his head hits the pillow.

🖤🖤🖤

"Good morning, Jinnie," Jimin yawns as he steps out of his room the next morning.

"What are you doing?" He asks when he realizes Jin is standing at Taehyung and Yoongi's bedroom, peeking through their door.

"'Min, come here and look at this!" Jin whisper shouts, motioning with his hand for Jimin to come over.

"What're you so excited about?" Jimin whispers then peers through the crack in the door.

"Oh. Oh my."

"Right??" Jin says then pulls Jimin back from the door so he can look again. "Do you think something happened last night?"

"What?!" Jimin glares at him. "Taehyung's not--"

"I've had my suspicions," Jin shrugs.

"What the hell are you guys doing?"

"Jeongguk! Come look at this," Jin waves, calling Jeongguk over the same way he did Jimin.

Jeongguk hesitantly leaves the confines of his bedroom and walks over to Jin. "What could you possibly be so excited about so early in the morning?"

He has to shove between the other two to look through the crack of the door and when he does, he presses his lips together and abruptly shuts the door.

"Shh!" Jimin hisses, slapping Jeongguk's shoulder. "You're going to wake them up!"

"Whatever, I'm taking a shower," Jeongguk snaps then walks away, leaving Jin and Jimin to watch as he trudges to the bathroom and slams the door behind him.