Prank 6: Bellydance for me, baby.

Clyde, Brandon and I fool around with a Bellydancing service. It took us a while to get the number because we know the girl who does the belly dancing, we'll just say her name is Jane. She's kind of a paranoid loser; she accused this other girl of stealing her phone when in actual fact she left it in a public bathroom.

It really gets weird when we call them and we find out that Bellydancing isn't the only thing they do!

At first she's patient but then gets rude, haha.

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*Rinnnng rinnng*

Jane: Hello, this is Jane from ******** Bellydancers.

Clyde: Oh yeah, babygirl. Show me some lurv. I need some dancers up in my party.

Jane: Okay, when exactly is your party and where about?

Clyde: Yeah uhm uhm it's at the ******* hall, next Saturday.

Jane: Okay and how many people will be there?

Clyde: About maybe 80? Yeah.

Jane: Okay, well what services exactly do you want? (Okay at this stage we were highly confused, there's only one service they offer, right? WRONG!)

Clyde: Uh why? What else services do you offer?

Jane: Well it depends what you want... (ooooh aaaah kinky -_-)

Brandon: (Screaming in the background) I WANT SOME B*TCHES! I WANT SOME B*TCHES!

Jane: Well we do offer sensual dancing; it's not exotic dancing but just very sexy and sensual.

Clyde: Holy Ka-Moly! (Thumbs up for that?)

Jane: *Laughs* Yeah, we're an all round group.

Brandon: (Still screaming in the background) I WANT SOME B*TCHES! I WANT SOOOOOM-

Clyde: (Speaking to Brandon) Shut the f*ck up, you idiot!

*Awkward Silence*

Jane: So yeah, what you like?

Clyde: Yeah well you're going to have to speak to my friend, he's the birthday boy but he's really picky and he's a foreigner so just be slow with him, okay?

Jane: Uhm sure!

Clyde: Okay just hold on, he's pissing.

Brandon: (Still screaming in the background) DUDE WHERE DID THE REST OF MY PENAYNAY GO?

Clyde: (Speaks to Brandon) I'm sick of your nonsense! (Clyde pretends to hit Brandon)

Brandon: (Still screaming in the background) OH MY WORD! YOU SQUASHED IT! YOU F*CKING SQUASHED MY-

Reece: Hurro?

Jane: Uh hello there, Sir.

Reece: Woo dis?

Jane: Oh uh didn't that guy tell you? He wants to book me as part of the entertainment for your birthday.

Reece: Oh kai, I see, I see. I see you and me. (LOL WAT?) O kai. What service? GO!

Jane: Well we do belly dancing as well as other sensual dances?

Reece: WARARARARA! WAT! Yoo want to strip? I take the BAMBOO STICK and shove up your belly butt!

*Awkward Silence*

Jane: Oh well your friend said that he likes sensual dances? We do not strip, sir. It's just a sexy dance.

Reece: So-so-so you wh*re dance? Huh? GO!

Brandon: (Screams in the background again) I WANT SOME WH*RE DANCE! I WANT SOME—

Reece: Peece hold! (I now pretend to fight with Brandon) WUNNNNNNNNNG CHA!  

Brandon: MY PENAYNAY... IT'S... IT'S GONE.  (I was so close to laughing here)

Reece: O kai, Miss. So you want to do wh*re dance with clothes on?

Jane: Yes, I do.

Reece: Gud. It's gud. In ten second, tell me why I should pay you for dancing? Okai? GO!

Jane: Uhm well we're really good at what we do-

Reece: HURRY ARP!

Jane: We're punctual and talented-

Reece: You take too long. Yoo are dead. I take BAMBOO STICK and shove up your butt!

Jane: Okay, you're seriously f*cked up.

Reece: Wat da hell? Wat yoo say?

Jane: Uhm you need to get your head checked because you people are crazy.

Reece: O kai. I see. I see. I am crazy. Hmmm. Let me do a naked belly butt dance in front of chu and chu can ask me if I'm crazy!

Jane: Uhm that's a profession. You just beat up your weird friend now. I should call the cops.

Reece: The cops take ten minute to come to my house.

Jane: And so?

Reece: I know where yoo stay.

Jane: And so?

Reece: In that ten minute I come for you with my BAMBOO STICK! Nunuboy.

*Dead Line*

AHHHHH! We so phoned her back.

Jane: Hello?

Clyde: Wazzup baby.

Jane: Seriously why don't you f*ck off before I call the police.

Clyde: The ho ho call the po-po on me?

 Jane: Uhm I dance, like what do you do? Bring back slaves from your country?

Clyde hands the phone to me.

Reece: Nunuboy! How dare chu say that!

Jane: Why are you calling me-

Reece: HARG!

Jane: *Pauses after hearing weird Harg noise* Why are you calling me that?

Reece: Wat yoo say about slaves?

Jane: Uh I was talking to your friend.

Reece: I take the BAMBOO STICK and I-

Jane: Oh my f*cking word! Is that the only thing you say?

Reece: Yesh. Is there a pwobwem?

Jane: You're a freak.

Reece: WARARARARA! I keel yoo with a pumpkin!

Jane: What the hell are you talking about?

Reece: BONGA!

Jane: Who is bonga?

Reece: Yo moder. (Your mother)

Jane: Oh use the oldest joke in the book.

Reece: The oldest joke in the BOOK is I take a BAMBOO STICK and I shove up your-

*Dead Line*

Haha luckily she cut it because I was going to burst out laughing as soon as I would have finished that sentence!

Finally! You guys don't know this but I went though about 7 dead prank calls before this one. I kinda called this girl at 8am today so she was kind of cranky.

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