Chapter 3: I want some burger, homey

So this is a pretty simple prank. I call Mcdonald's and order a whole lot of stuff and then I want to pay for them with my Happy Meal Coupons that are 6 years old. Haha. We knew of the waitress who worked there.

The girl at the counter is really mean though.

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*Ring Ring*

Girl: Hello, Macdonald's in *******. How can we help?

Reece: Yo, watz your name sweety?

Girl: Natalie. (Name is changed.)

Reece: Hey Natalie. I got a whole shootload of stuff to order, mkay? You got a pupper and pen?

Girl: Yeah. (Isn't she friendly?)

Reece: Alrightie. I want 7 McChicken burgers, 5 premium grilled chicken sandwiches and 5 cokes.

Girl: Is that all?

Reece: Err make that 5 Diet cokes. I want to keep my figure, word. (LOL)

Girl: Okay sir, where do you stay?

Reece: Wait just a second, honey. Can I pay for these with my Ronny Mcdonald happy meal coupons?

Girl: What?

Reece: You deaf? I said CAN I PAY FOR THESE WITH MY RONNY COUPONS? Why you tripping?

Girl: What is Ronny Macdonald coupons?

Reece: Chu company makes these and chu askings me? (Vote up for the messed up Engleesh?)

Girl: Sir, we don't have any coupon special right now.

Reece: I got my Ronny coupons and I want my food homey!

Girl: Sir that's going to be impossible.

Reece: NOW!

Girl: Sir, I'm sorry but I can't because that special isn't valid now.

Reece: Your ass isn't valid, dawg.

Girl: Goodbye sir.

*Dead line*

So I wait for ten minutes and call again. Some old lady answers.

Old Lady: Hello Macdonald's in *******. This is Margaret speaking. How can we help?

Reece: Yo, hey Marge. There was a different girl answering the call about 5 minutes ago, can you put her back on? I think I gave her the wrong details- some Natalie girl.

Old Lady: Natalie Cheap?

Reece: Errr, her surname is Cheap? (I didn't know that)

Old Lady: Yes sir.

Reece: Okay, put her on the line. HURRY UP!!!!!!

She ignores my random "hurry up" outburst and calls Natalie. I use my normal voice now.

Natalie: Hello?

Reece: Wud up dawg.

Natalie: Sir, seriously now we don't offer any specials.

Reece: Do you offer any specials?

Natalie: You're sick!

Reece: BONGA.

Natalie: What?

Reece: Nothing, hey call Margaret.

Natalie: Why?

Reece: Call her! Now! HURRY UP!

She calls Margaret. She sounds like she maybe around 50.

Margaret: Hello?

Reece: Yo, homie! So how's today? You chilling?

Margaret: Excuse me?

Reece: Listen I have these Ronny Coupons can I exchange them for cash?

Margaret: Sir, I don't think you can.

Reece: Dammit I'm out of toilet paper in my house. Guess I'm gonna have to use the coupons now.

Margaret: Uh is there anything else, Sir?

Reece: Is Natalie... you know?

Margaret: What?

Reece: SHIT! (That was just arbitrary shouting)

 Margaret: Sorry?

Reece: Is Natalie singliosa?

Margaret: Uh I don't know, Sir.

Reece: BONGA!

Margaret: Why do you keep saying that?

Reece: Keep saying what?

Margaret: Nothing, don't worry.

Reece: Alrightie, are you single?

Margaret: I have a husband, Sir. *Giggles*

Reece: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? You tripping? You sound like you're 20.

Margaret: No, sir. I'm married.

Reece: BONGA!

*Awkward Silence*

Reece: Just hold on please.

I pretend to talk to my wife/girlfriend now.

Reece: I'm not f*cking talking to any girl ok? I just want some chicken? You got a problem with that? Huh? What what? HUH?

Reece: Hello?

Margaret: Is there anything else you would like?

Reece: Just hold on babygirl? (I go back to talking to my wife) Yeah nobody asked you to sleep with my brother! And I only smacked you ONCE! ONCE! It was on the ass too so it doesn't count.

Reece: BONGA!
Reece: Yo Marge? You still there?

Margaret: Yes Sir.

Reece: Hey so can you answer a question, dawg?

Margaret: Yes?

Reece: Is Natalie as cheap as her name?

*Dead Line*

Reece: Damn! Clearly she didn't like that! Hahahaha.

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Reece