Chocolatey: Zane's gonna get a kick out of this hehehe >:D

CTA: *sniffs* No weapons needed....WAAAAAAA

Zenix: *sniffs* Lemme join you! 

*CTA and Zenix proceed to hug each other in a sobfest* (WHY DID I JUST WRITE THAT)

Gene:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Malachi: Gene, stahp lenne facing!

Gene: NEVER LE LENNE FACE SHALL HAVE A LEGACY

Shad: Why haven't I killed him yet :/ 

Chocolatey: Cuz you need him to kill Zane first.

Zane: You were plotting to kill me???

Shad: DANGIT CHOCOLATEY!!!!

Garte: This realm must be peaceful then. I can't quite imagine a peaceful realm, because i've never really seen peace. Only bombs.

Garroth: It's okay father, this realm shall cheer you up then!

Vylad: Heh. I hope this place will be disgustingly cute.

CTA: IMA BRING A WEAPON ANYWAY!! 

ZENIX: ME TOO!!!

Gene: SHIP!

Chocolatey: SHUT UP!

Ivy: Let's go through this portal before I spaz out and kill Garroth!

Garroth: Why ME!

Ivy: Cuz you have a really powerful relic!!!

CTA: *cracks the flint and steel* HOP IN

*everyone hops into the portal like majestic sea bunnies*

Laurence: WAHT THE-

Garroth: Laur Laur we turned into horses!

Zane: *faints*

Garte: Why is there an "X" on my butt?

Zane: Those are called cutie marks.

CTA: Yay! There's a lightsaber on mah butt!

Travis: Ooh...butt marks....

Zane: They're not butts, they're called flanks!!!

Tavis: Oh 0.o AWW MAN

Pinkie Cake (Pie): *GASP* You all must be new to Equestria!!!!! I have to go throw a welcome party!!!

and with that, Pinkie Pie poofed away in a cloud of smoke

Zane: huehueheueheuhue

Sasha: Zane are you alright?

Zane: HUEHUEUEHEUHEUHEUHEHE

Lucinda: I think we should do some more exploring!!! Come on!!

Fluttershy: H-hi everypony. Pinkie Pie told m-me to come and get you f-for t-the party she set u-u-p. EEEP

Aphmau: That soon?!

Laurence: Oh look Garroth. A stutter princess!!!

Garroth: H-Hey! *blush*

Fluttershy: N-nice to m-meet you Ga-arroth! EEP (I'm thinking that in every chapter a MCD character and a character from another fandom fall in love, any ideas for crack ships?)

Lucinda: Well I can't wait for this PARTAAY WOOO!

Gene: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Malachi: NO! BAD GENE!

Gene: HISSSSSS

Katelyn: We should go. I'm looking forward to the food!!

Lucinda: Yessssss girl!

Fluttershy: F-follow m-me! 

*everybody magically teleports to the party*

Dj Pony3 is dj-ing

Rainbow Dash, Katelyn, and Lucinda are break dancing

Princess Luna is talking with Travis

Princess Celestia is talking with Kawaii~chan

Vincent and Laurence are trying to kill eachother

EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY NORMAL

*Queen Chrysalis breaks down the door*

The party stops

Zianna: What an interesting turn of events! :D

Laurence: Look Garroth, there's another perfect woman for you!!

Garroth: EWWWW

Gene: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Malachi: *suffocates*

Twilight Sparkles: (maliciously) Queen Chrysalis.

Chrysalis: So we meet again MUAHAHA

Luna: She's even more powerful than last time, we need to use all our magic to stop her!

Aphmau: Watch out! 

A bright light appears in the room, and then clears away. Chrysalis is still standing.

Aphmau: Huh?

Shad: *tries to air punch Queen Chrysalis, but fails miserably* IMPOSSIBLE

*everyone in the room goes at her with all they got, but when all the energy clears away she is still standing*

Twilight: Group huddle! *everyone huddles* 

Changeling: Should we annihilate them, master?

Chrysalis: No, let them have their fun. *smirks* 

Twilight: None of our magic is working, and she is too powerful to take with hooves, so we need to scare her away.

Chocolatey: I HAVE AN IDEA

Twilight: Okay then...what is it?

Chocolatey: This may seem like it will not work, but trust me IT WILL. Okay, so, I need Aphmau to make out with Shad in front of Queen Chrysalis.

Shad/Aphmau: WAHT NO

Aphmau: *sigh* I'd be willing to do it, for the world only.

Shad: Grrr...FINE!

Twilight: That's never gonna-

Chocolatey: *ignoring Twilight* HEY QUEEN BUG WINGS GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

Chrysalis: How dare you insult me!!!

Shad: Irene...

Aphmau: Let's do this.

*cue the kisses*

Chrysalis: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL *literally dies*

Twilight: Y-you actually did it.

Shad: *pulling away* I-I actually enjoyed that, Irene.

Irene: Me too. Just like happy times.

Shad: Yes *kisses again*

CTA: THAT'S ENOUGH LOVEBIRDS!!!

Malachi: STOP BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!!

Gene: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Malachi: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE GENE!!

Chocolatey: *nervous laughter* I think that's enough of this realm *hops into portal with everyone else, except Zane*

CTA: Wait where did Zane go?

Ivy: I don't care as long as he's gone. 

Garte: You have NO right to say that about my son!!!

Ivy: 0.0 s-sorry sir!

Carte: That's Lord Garte to you miss! I shall have you executed! 

Ivy: NUUU

Everyone: YUUUUUSSSS

Garte: *holds out Ivy* Aphmau! Shad! Start kissing again!

CTA: We should go before anything else cray-cray happens.

Chocolatey:....Yeah we should.

Gene: WAIT! I need to lenny face one last ti-

Malachi: *turns into shadow knight, and falcon punches Gene* NOT TODAY SATAN (sorry but author chan loves that line)

Gene: I'm blasting off again!!!

James/Jessie/Meowth: Hey, that's our line!!!

Chocolatey: BYE FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!

Thanks for reading guys! Remember to leave requests for future fandoms to visit to! Keep in mind that yours might not be chosen, because I might not know the fandom that well.