(you new this was coming, forgive me i'm not that familiar with harry potter)

Chocolatey: Hey g-

Everyone: *groans*

Laurence: I got it, *cracks the flint and steel*

Lucinda: This place better be as good as Equestria...

CTA: Oh, I think you'll find it even better, Lucinda. 

Lucinda: Hmph.

*everyone goes through the portal*

Garroth: Oooh, look at the giant castle :D

Liochant: What's..... "Hogwarts?"

Garroth: Chocolatey, why did HE have to come?

Liochant: *pouts*

Katelyn: This place has a weird vibe....

Lucinda: ....There's magic here.

Nicole: We should go inside!

*everyone goes inside*

Ron: W-who are you people!

Zianna: No need to be shy, dear!

Zane: We are visitors, here to steal mag- I mean to tour the school.

Ron: Well, you need to go talk to Dumbledoore about that. 

*Dumbledoore magically appears*

Dumbledoore: I don't have much time for this...feel free to explore this place yourself, like you can go join the game of Quidditch that's about to start in a few hours.

Aphmau: Ok then?

Lucinda: Ooh, look at this stylish hat *puts on hat*

Hat: GRYFFIN- Wait, get me off of your head!

Lucinda: Sorry 0.0

Later at the game of Quidditch....

Gene: Do we even know how to play this?

*everyone shakes their heads*

Laurence: You just have to catch the golden snitch, I think.....

Announcer Guy: Let the game begin!

People are flying left and right trying to snatch the golden snitch, Gene gets knocked out of the air, and falls to the ground hitting the pavement.

WARNING THIS IS ABOUT TO GET GRAPHIC

He was laying on the ground, unconscious, blood everywhere. You could see part of a bone sticking out of his leg. He was certainly dead, but he got up.

Hermoine: *gasp* He drank unicorn blood!

Everyone was boo-ing and cursing at Gene, but for some reason the game continued.

Draco Malfoy: Someone caught the snitch! Nice try Gryffindor!

Harry Potter: *choking and coughing* I caught THE GOLDEN SNITCH!!

Katelyn: That.... was..... exhausting....

Chocolatey: Let's go.

*everyone goes back*

Chocolatey: Who had fun?!

Sasha: I had fun, but that Draco kid was really annoying.

CTA: Agreed. I wanted to slit his throat.

I'm gonna give you a hint of which fandom I'm gonna do next.

Seller: Welcome to my garage sale!

Buyer: I would like this red guitar please!

Seller: Here you go!

Buyer: Say...were did you get this guitar?

Seller: Meh. I found it in the storage closet of some restaurant. It was dusty, and had this sticky red substance on it. I cleaned it off though, so it looks brand new. And it works!

Buyer: I-I'm gonna leave! *runs away*

Can you guess what it is?