So in order for a city to be alive in this AU it has to have over 100,000 population, but there are certain cites that don't have to follow that rule *cough* my home town *cough*

Cincinnati (F)

• little shit

• would punch Cleveland

• economic asshole (don't ask *looks at txchii*

• ALEXANDER HAMILTON! (Cincinnati is located within Hamilton county)

• said to be very american 

• spricht Deutsch (along with the rest of them)

• plays baseball

• Millwakee is an asshat

• hates NY & Michigan /w a burning passion

Dayton! (M) 

• germophobic (like extremely)

• gr8 doctor

• wants to go to the moon

• astronomical genius

• can & will punch you (don't touch him unless you've washed you hands within the last 7 minutes)

• #3 city in america for health (I wrote this awkwardly)

• thinks he's better than his siblings

• National Museum of the US Air Force

• bffs /w Cincinnati (history & shit)