WELCOME!

this is laurel, speaking live from JUST DON'T, and thank you for tuning in today!

just a fair warning before we go ahead, tho;

this. book. is. crazy. it's run by a totally crazy fangirl going by the name of laurel [ you may call me your majesty ]. it'll probably include a whole bunch of random, fangirling, and, of course, let's not forget the holy being, the lifeline of so many people across the world-

MEMES

okay, well; don't say i didn't warn you.

i shall now proceed to get this party started.

i got the minions' support. ain't nobody need yours
" um, well actually you just used a double nega-"
hush sweetie, i've got this