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Fan Pov

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Get up. 

okay. 

check phone. 

cool. 

Look at Wattpad for juicy fanfics abt me and Test Tube. Oh cool! that slightly odd real-life situations in that book that makes it feels like LB and PB are getting watched book has a new chapter!

WOWIE! #3 in LIGHTBRUSH! cool!! Leme tell them.

I run downstairs and sees Paintbrush and my gir----- I mean, my fiance,Test Tube talking in the kitchen. I rush over to them. "PAI- NT-BRU-SH.." I wheeze, out of breath. They just stare at me judgingly awaiting an answer. "Paintbrush! I need you and Lightbulb, pronto!"

"Whatever happened to 'Goodmorning'?" They sarcastically remark. Test Tube and Paintbrush chuckle. 

"Please!"

"Okay..? but may I ask why?"

"Oh, you'll see."  They both stare at me questionably. I shouldn't have came off THAT sus. I turn and start searching for Lightbulb, it wasn't too hard, because she was approaching us.

"Goodmorning! Just came back from my walk around the hotel!" She Greeted. She's defiantly an early bird.

"SEE! Now that's how you greet someone!" Paintbrush gestured towards the bulb. She looks confused but smiling none the less.

"Okay! You're here! come on Paintbrush and Lightbulb, let's go!" 

"Hey, what about me?" Test Tube looks offended.

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- come on!" I grab their hands and drag them back to the hotel room. "Do you know what a ship is?"

"Yep!" Lb joyfully states.

"Uh,, I think."

"Do you know what WattPad is?"

"Yessiriee!" 

"....sure..?"

I nod with my newly found info and open my laptop. I greet my followers.

"Hello, Goodmorning, Good afternoon and more my fans!!" Comments starts popping up. I smile at my recognition. 

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Lightbulb pov

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What is this small man up to? "Whatcha doin' Fan-man?"  peak over his shoulder at his laptop. His smirk get wider as ore comments flood in saying:

LIGHTBULB!

I LOVE YOU LIGHTBULB

HI LIGHTY!

Who are they? Fan turns to me, "The fans want a QnA with you two."

"Fans?" Paintbrush perks up.

"Yep! come over here!" Fan instructed. Painty begrudgingly does it, they do not like to be told what to do. "Ask away fans!" Fan tells his audience. 

Hundreds of comments crowd the screen. Fan just picks one, any one. He reads it 

"This one's for you, Lightbulb. A Random Guy says, 'What's your smezguality?'" Fan has an auto censor for some reason. I guess he got banned on Twitch one too many times.

"Oh! I am pansexual." I smile, crossing my arms. 

"Any others?" Fan turns back to his viewers. After like, 4 seconds anther one catches Fan's eye. "This one's for mee!~ It says 'What did I do to get banned from Twitch so many times?' .... uh.."  Fan thinks for a minute. "That's....... That's classified-"

"NO! Tell us please!!!!" I plead. What can I say, I'm interested.

"Uh.... hrshmernt" He mutters.

"In English, Fan." Painty sarcastically tells him. 

"..Harrassment.." Fan looks embarrassed. "And bullying.."

We both stand there kind of shocked.

 "Who did you harass and bully?!" Painty askes\shouts.

"A Spoiled Lemon hater. They said that SL is mid! How- How absurd is that!!" Fan embarrassed look turns into a passionate upset frown.

"Not that absurd..." Painty snickers. "How about a question for me?" They turn to the audience.

Meanwhile, Fan is going off on how amazing SL is compared to the world of art, music and entertainment as a whole.

"Please..." Painty asks again.  Then, they find one! "Wow! Okay. 'What is my genre of music?'"

"Probably death metal." I joke under my breath.

"Ha Ha." They are so sarcastic today. "Well, I like alternative rock."

Just then Test Tube comes in. "I got bored and unmotivated about cleaning my lab..."

Upon seeing his Fiancé, Fan stopped talking our ears off. 

Fan explained what we're doing and now TT wants a question.

 Fan desperately looks at his laptop for a minute, trying to find AT LEAST ONE that's not asking abt gruesome fanfics, TT get impatient and looks at the questions. 

"Do I know what Experiment 21 or Case 34 is? Oh, I've heard of it. Isn't it why Fan hid from me for 2 months and almost called off our engagement?" Test Tube said. Raising an eyebrow at Fan, who's covering his face. 

"But do you know what it is?" I leaned forward.

"Not.. really." She responded. My evil smile grew.

"Lightbulb, please." Fan begged.

"Well, in both of these, you get a little psychotic and a bit murderous and-"

"Lightbulb please!"

"I do?" TT looks questionably at the ground in thought. 

"OKAY! I think that's enough questions for now. Let's move on to something else. like dares!" Paintbrush take the stage.

"Hey! Who gave you my show!?" Fan got upset.

"me."  Painty proudly states. "Dares people! Daress!.. oop- WHO DA FU-"

"PAINTBRUSH! nO! what can be possibly that bad-" Fan stops mid-sentence. "MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER WOULD NOT APROVE!" He jumps up and runs to hide in his bed.

-Nobody's Pov-

Lightbulb tries to remain calm, even though she's sweating, and her nose is bleeding.

"I don't understand. What's happening?"  Test Tube asks while looking at the question. All three slowly looks at her, with the same expression. (like this '_')

"They're daring us to read smutty fanfics of ourselves." Fan looks up at her confused face. "You don't know what smut is...do you." Test Tube shakes her head. Fan puts his face in his hands. He goes over and whispers the jiff of it to her. 

She starts bubbling and blushes. "WHAT!" She covers her mouth.

Lightbulb wipes the blood off her face and pick up her phone, with a devious smile, hands it to Fan. Fan looks at her, astonished. He reluctantly takes it. He grumbles and opens Wattpad. He types in scrolls through the options. He then finds one that is a foursome. He clicks on it.

the comments are telling him to read it out laud. so, with a Shakey voice, he does.

"O-One day,,, LIghhhhhhytttbulb andnnd teeahst tube waaaanntnnttttsssss-"

about 1 or 2 hours of painful readings later, he finishes. Lightbulb is crying. Test Tube is rethinking life. Paintbrush is "dead". and Fan is watching cat videos to cope.

"Sh-should we end the live-stream.....?" Fan asks. "The comments are chanting one more. okay finee.. last dare."

After a few minutes of searching, they find one that they like:

"Play a whole Kaizo Mario game. lol no way, that's way to lon-"

"SURE!" Fan interrupts PB.

LB dull and traumatized eyes(bc of the smut), lit up. "Coolio! I play those games all the time! I think I have one on my phone!" She whips out her phone and clicks the screen a few times. 

"Of course she does." Paintbrush murmurs.

"Ta Da~ I'm almost halfway through!" She gloats.

"Doesn't look so hard." Fan tried to take it but LB whips it away.

"NO WAY I'M JUST GIVING IT TO YOU! you might mess it up! here, let me make a new save slot for each of you instead" she smiles. Tapping a few times, making 3 new slots labeled with their names.

"My turn first!" Fan takes it away and starts playing, immediately to die. "wha-?"

"Painty's turn." She slides the phone to Paintbrush, who does a little better, but also dies.

"WHAT!"

"Calm it Painty, I know it's frustrating" she makes a new slot for herself so she wouldn't lose her spot. She does a lot better than the last two. she plays on for 10 minutes before dying. "Ha ha, forgot about that jump." she hands it to Test Tube.

"Uh, I don't really play video games.. so if I somehow die before even playing, don't be surprised." TT has little to no faith in her winning.

-4 hours later-

Lightbulb and Paintbrush falls asleep 2 hours in. Fan is freaking out.

"SHE'S SO CLOSE! X4"

"Fan, shut up, you're going to make me lose!" TT is very invested.

-2 more, long, hours, later..-

LB and PB is still asleep, Fan is groggy now.

"she's... still.... goinggg...." Fan whines.

just then, Test Tube lays an airy(AIRY?!) sigh of victory.

All 3 shoots up. LB and PB look at each other (they were snuggling) Lightbulb smile at them, they look a little embarrassed, but brushes it off. 

"Did you win!?" Fan stands. She nods. Fan hugs her tightly. "Yesssssssss, I'm so proud of youuuuuu~" he whisper-shrieks.

"F-Fan. I. can't. b-breathe." She squeaks.

"sorry." He releases her, just to get squished by Lightbulb.

"Okay, okay. l-let me go-" When Lightbulb drops her, she exhales then inhales. then again, and again.

Paintbrush fist bumps her. "Good job, Testy"

She gives a thumps up.

"Thank you for watching this livestream! We'll see you next time! Goodbye!" Fan ends the livestream, and lays back in exhaustion. 

THE END LOL

(1415 words)

I'm getting bored.. And unmotivated.. I'mma move on to the next chapter. I'll still keep the questions open, I'm just moving on :D

thank you @Hdbdgjs for these questions :) Ur da best