alone with MoNsTeR-In-lAw god help me.
Your pov:
Today Jared has to leave to go to Washington for a supernatural episode.
I really don't want to be left alone with his mother but someone has to be there for her.
"Jared do you really have to go?" I whine.
"Yes babe i really do but i promise i wont be gone long. I promise," he gave me a sweet long lasting kiss.
"Ok promise you'll call me when you arrive?"
"Promise." He kissed me again.
And so he left and soon as he left his mother barged into my room.
"Hey hun!!" She says.
"Oh hey, is everything ok?" I put down my script.
"Yea i just wanted to tell you the catering service called and i told them im no longer in charge and i gave them your phone number."
What?!?!
"Oh ok um thanks!!"
"No problem, hey is that a script?"
"Yea its for a new role in a show called revenge."
"Oh let me see!" She fell on the bed next to me and took the script.
"What's your characters name?"
"Uh Maria."
"That's a nice name sounds like a latino name is your character latino?"
"Well no."
"Don't you think they should pick a latino role for your character it seems like a more appropriate idea."
"I think race doesn't matter when it comes to names." I say smiling. "But i actually have to go i have an interview to go to and i have to be on the walking dead set in 3 hours so i will call ruby over here for you and i will be back as soon as possible ok?"
"Do you really have to go i was having a great conversation with you!!"
"I really wish i could stay but time waits for no man but when i get back we can talk alright?"
"Ok."
And so i left to go on the set for the walking dead role i was assigned.
I vlogged a bit there. Did my role and then i was off for my interview with Jimmy Fallon.
I went to the dressing room i was assigned and then got changed:
I
left my purse in the dressing room and went on stage when i was called.
When i went on stage everyone cheered and clapped. I waved then sat in the guest seat.
"Hello (y/n) how are you tonight?"
"I'm actually pretty good Jimmy how about you?"
"I'm good glad to have you on the show."
"Glad to be here!!"
"So (y/n) the past year has been a big change for you and a good year for you."
"It really has and i give all my credit to all my fans and friends and family none of it was me."
"Well the acting was."
"Yea that was me."
The audience laughed.
"I mean you started out as a personal assistant on the set of supernatural and then you got the role stayed on the show for what 4 seasons?"
"Yep!" I reply smiling.
"Then you guest star on new girl, play a small role on pretty little liars, make an appearance on once upon a time and you are now taking on a role of Mika on the walking dead how amazing is that?!"
The audience clap i smile and giggle.
"Well Jimmy i just like to keep busy?"
"You have also gotten engaged recently to Jared Padalecki true?"
"Yes i am!" I reply smiling more.
"How did you too meet?"
"We worked together on the supernatural set but he first noticed me when we met in a bar."
"What were you doing at a bar?!"
"Ok its not what it sounds like i was supposed to be meeting Jensen at the bar but he never showed."
"Do you think Jensen set you guys up?"
"100% yes."
The audience laughed.
"You have a long list of achievements here is it true you also vlog?"
"Yea just about everyday!!"
"How do you find the time to edit,render, and upload in your busy schedule?!"
"I don't know i guess i magically add time to my day or something i just do it!"
"Shia Lebouf would be proud."
"I know, hey Jimmy?"
"Hm?"
"Your chair looks pretty comfortable do you mind if i sit in it for a few?"
"Sure sure give it a try!"
We switched seats i i span around in the chair. "This is nice where'd you get it?"
"I don't know."
"That's a weird store name ill keep an eye out for it." I joke,
The audience laughed at my corny joke.
"Yknow (y/n) i heard you like to lip sync?"
"I like to?! I dominate lip syncing."
"Really?"
"Really"
"Alright we obliviously have a dispute to settle lets handle this like adults."
"Alright."
We get up and walk on the set.
"Noobs first." I say.
The audience ooed,
"Yknow since its my show and you're a guest ill be nice let you go without insult,"
"Please i insist."
"Alright."
He went first and he chose blank space by taylor swift.
When he was done the audience cheered for him.
"That's a good one good one. My first song is done by one of the best bands we know and love today."
Ain't it fun by paramore played. I danced around as i lip synced.
The audience clapped and cheered.
"That's good but my last song song is a classic."
He sung staying alive by bee gee while doing silly hand movements.
Everyone cheered when he was done.
I slow clapped "not bad but my next song is an amazing retake on shake it off by two lovely girls for a parody."
Everyone clapped. So everyone knew what i was gonna sing.
The minute the music played people went nuts i tried to stay serious but i ended up laughing.
I go around doing the cheography to the dance sometimes joking around and doing something silly.
In the end everyone laughed and cheered. I was out of breath from all the moving and energy i put in for my final performance.
"Alright now to choose the winner. Scream for Fallon!!" Jimmy yelled.
It was alot of people. "Now scream for Padalecki!!" I yelled.
Its was almost the whole audience.
I won. I was given a trophy."thank you thank you does this mean i get to take over the show now?!" I say excitedly.
"No!" Jimmy said playfully.
After the interview i went vlogged and went home the moment i stepped in the door an awful aroma filled my nose.
"What the hell?" I say.
"Oh (y/n) you're back i know you work a long day and you look like you don't eat a whole bunch so i fixed you my best dish!!" Jared's mother grabbed my arms and lead me to the kitchen.
I sit down and she sits a giant plate of brown looking muck. "Uh what is it?" I asked smiling.
"Its a mix between Jamaican and Mexican I'm sure you'll like it. "
I take a bite and it taste seriously salty and spicy.
"Is it good?"
I smile and nod. "Mhm."
She turns around and i spit the food into a napkin quickly.
"I'm glad you like it and oh before i forget since you are gonna be part of the family soon i wanted to put you on my insurance."
"Oh no nee-"
"Please i insist first the company want to ask you a few questions."
"Um ok ask away."
"Ok what were your previous jobs?"
"Uh before acting and being a pa on set i used to be a temp i worked a lot of jobs yoga instructor, dog walker, i even worked at a bank and i was a dance instructor as well"
"Wow you are a busy girl."
"I love it that way."
"Are your relatives illegal immigrants?"
"Uh no." That's a crazy question.
"Are there any genetically in ground illnesses that run in your family the ones that can be past on to grandchildren?"
"Uh no?" I take a sip of my water
"How many men have you been sexually active with?"
I almost spit up my water but i managed to swallow it and ended up choking, "excuse me?!"
"That many huh?"
"What kind o questions are these?"
"I know right those nosy bastards its none of their damn business lets just do this later
"Now lets do this now!!" I grab a frying pan and hit her upside the head and he collapses to the ground groaning in pain i smile finally feeling relieved.
"(Y/n)?" Jared's mother called.
"Yea lets just put that aside."
"Oh this kitchen is a mess let me clean up for you while you eat."
"No no! Uh you've done enough go on and take your medicine and go to bed ill clean up." I say sweetly.
"You sure?"
"Yea!!"
"Ok." She went to her room finally.
God that lady is a piece of work!!
I clean up the kitchen and then edit,render ans upload my video i wasn't tired so i went into the living room and watched a horror movie.
Right at the climax i turned around and screamed.
And so did Jared's mother who was covered in all sorts of clothes and wraps.
"What are you doing up i thought you were sleep?" I say.
"I couldn't sleep." She sat beside me like really close i was basically squished in a ball.
"What ya watching?"
"A horror movie."
"Why is the girl screaming?"
"I don know we have to watch and find out."
"Don't you hate what she wearing?"
Soon she was rambling and rambling on and on and on. I fell asleep.
The next day i hear an air horn go off i automatically shoot up in panic screaming.
"Oh I'm sorry i thought this was air freshener." Jared's mother apologized then laughing and going down the hall.
God if you are listening please get Jared home......now!!!
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