He is so fucking dead.

You think in your mind as you look at the picture and your mother's name under it, next to the 'like' button. You are actually awaiting a message or a call from her anytime soon.

It's bound to happen.

Now, it's logical to wonder;

Why are you freaking out? Your mom just saw a picture. Why could go wrong with it?

Many things will go wrong.

Your mom's mind will get ahead of anything and she'll just assume that you actually are in a relationship with Jimin, or that at least something is going on between the two of you.

Then the neverending questioning will start, she'll want to know how you met him, how he managed to 'get' you, if you were easy or gave him a hard time, she'll ask every detail there is to know about him, and she definitely won't hesitate to ask you if you've already spent a night at his house- thing that she probably believes already since she did not recognize your kitchen from the pictures you have sent her.

Now, if that isn't a problem than what is?

Of course you are going to explain the situation to her, and most likely she will understand but the problem here is your father. If he finds out that you are dating someone he will take the first plane from wherever he is and come to where you are just to put you and the 'boyfriend' under the white light and question both of you as if he is the policeman and you the criminals.

Basically he'd ask the same questions your mother would, with a hell more of warnings and things to watch out for and to Jimin-the supposed boyfriend- with a much, much more threatening manner just to make sure he stays in his lane.

Now, why go through all that when the relationship is not real and tire the hell out of you, scare the shit out of Jimin and lie to your parents?

Now, why not explaining the situation to your father so he understands too?

No.

Things will just get worse, he will hate Jimin with no end, and whenever you are going to talk to him, your father will just tell you how Jimin is using you and how you've been caught as a fool and so on.

No, no. I definitely do not need that.

You think as you picture your father saying and doing all of this.

"What's wrong?" you hear a voice say and you come out of trace.

You look to the direction the voice came from and you a messy haired and sleepy Jimin.

He closes his eyes for a second and scratches the back of his head before yawning.

Oh.

He's awake.

You think as you send him glares. And once he opens his eyes he wonders what is going on.

"What's wrong?" he asks looking at your displeased face as he licks his dry lips.

"You shouldn't have woken up this soon," you tell him and you bite the inside of your cheek.

"Why? I wouldn't sleep at night if I didn't wake up now," he asks and walks to the cabinet to take a glass of water.

"I wouldn't be as mad as I am now," you state still sending daggers at his back.

Jimin freezes after he hears that you are mad and he cautiously turns around to look at you, "Why are you mad?"

"You shouldn't have asked that," you tell and squint your eyes, this whole look on you and this angry-but-calm-but-still-threatening attitude of yours is making him feel weird and not sure how to respond.

"Why?" he asks blinking a couple of times and you just growl in frustration as he keeps asking the questions that just lead him to his destruction.

"Why. Exactly. Would. You. Post. That. Picture. On. Facebook?" you ask putting sharp pauses after every single word as you turn your phone for him to see.

His eyes go wide for a moment and his awkwardness takes place. He did not think you'd be this pissed off about it, it's just a picture after all.

"Well, I thought that posting on social media would be a nice way to show ChaeRin that we still are dating to keep her away... And to make our relationship more realistic," he states and searches for any other emotion than anger in your eyes following his explanation but he doesn't see such and he becomes worried.

"You should have told me," you say, understanding and totally agreeing with his reasoning, however he should have told you, to at least manage to hide the posts with Jimin from your family members so there aren't any misunderstandings.

"I didn't think it was that much of a big deal..., I mean.. Everyone knows we're dating," Jimin says feeling a bit relieved that you haven't blown up like a volcano yet and searches for something to eat around the kitchen.

"ChaeRin and the people at University; yes. Our families however do not know, and the last thing I want to do is lie to my parents about a fake relationship,"

Jimin freezes, his eyes turn wide and he turns to look at you with food in his mouth.

"I didn't think of this," he exclaims and you are ready to explode.

"Are you stupid?" you ask with force in your voice however you don't raise the volume at all.

"Has anyone seen?" he asks as he sits down in front of you and pulls out his phone to see if any of his family members have seen.

What was I thinking, I could at least have chosen who sees that post and who doesn't.

He thinks recalling that there actually is a feature on Facebook where you can choose who can see a specific post and who can't.

"My mom," you state and he freezes as he looks up at you.

Not giving either of you the chance to speak, your phone lights up and and it starts ringing.

You look at the screen and you see your mom is calling.

"Speaking of which," you sigh and take the phone in your hands and slide your thumb across it to answer.

Jimin's eyebrows shot up, thinking that your mother sure is fast to catch up on news.

"Hello?" You ask in your mother language and Jimin realizes he won't understand a thing until you hang up and explain to him.

"So," your mom begins with a playful voice cutting straight to the point.

You're actually glad that she doesn't beat around the bush and actually cuts to the chase.

"I saw that picture you were tagged in," she says and you scrunch up your face in embarrassment.

What the hell is she telling her?

Jimin thinks wondering what the hell your mom is telling you to make your face look like that. If it was any other case he would laugh, but since this concerns his butt too, he's not really up for it.

"What about it?" you ask faking that you are unaware of what she is talking about.

"I saw the Google translation, it wasn't really accurate but it was enough to understand something is happening," your mother says and you can practically see the huge grin on her face.

Stupid Google translate.
Out of all the times you have failed everyone, you decide to make sense to my mother now?

You think in your mind as you prepare yourself to answer.

" Mom, there's no-," you begin explaining however she cuts you off.

"Is he from your classes? I checked his Facebook I have to admit he's nice. I approve the visuals," your mom says and you are one hundred percent sure that at this exact moment she has her laptop open and is stalking Jimin's account,

"Oh! He dances too!" she continues with surprise and you can feel your  face becoming red from embarrasment.

Your happiness and relief over the fact that  Jimin doesn't speak (mother language) is immense, if otherwise you don't know how awkward things would get or how boosted his confidence would be around you.

"Mom!" you finally cut her off stopping her monolog of praising Jimin's visuals.

"Yes?" Your mom asks.

"You got it wrong, I'm not dating him," you say with a calm voice.

"Hm?" she hums questioningly and you dive into a brief explanation that you are just helping Jimin get rid of the ex that is chasing him.

Of course she tells you that you shouldn't have gotten yourself in to this story, because you never know how it could end, but she is not mad either.

On the other hand, while you are talking with your mom, Jimin is wishing for that call to finally reach its end so, you can tell him what happened. And of course at some point he becomes bored and just looks around while pushing his lips outwards.

"Can't you make it fast?" Jimin asks with a whisper and you send him a death glare so he backs away, nodding his head and decides to occupy himself with his phone.

"Your father should not hear about this, you know how he'll get," your mother says in thought.

"Yes, so please don't tell him anything," you plead not happy that you have to keep things from your father but you can't do otherwise.

"Don't worry, I won't," you mom sighs with dissatisfaction.

"Are you disappointed?" you ask suddenly your mood being wrecked.

"A bit... I'm Just wondering how old this wine is going to get until it's consumed," your mother says throwing a snarky comment at your inactive love life, using the bottle of whine you found in your bag a few hours back.

"Not funny, mom," you tell her with a serious voice, not happy with her pushing you to get a boyfriend.

"Whatever, good luck with that 'fake' relationship of yours Y/N, hopefully it will become a real one. It would be a nice story to tell your children when they ask you how you ended up together," your mother says and your embarrassment is written all over your face as you gasp and turn even redder than before.

"Mom! What? No! I can't handle you! I'm hanging up, bye" you tell her and you hang up as you hear her amused laughter.

You put your phone on the table and try to take deep breaths to calm down from the entire embarrassment.

"What happened?" Jimin asks looming at you.

"She thought we were dating for real,"
You begin and Jimin nods expecting it.

"But I explained and she understood, she won't tell my dad because if he finds out then we'll be in trouble, especially you," you tell him and he nods but he gets confused.

"Why will we be in trouble? Won't he understand if we tell him?" Jimin wonders while raising an eyebrow.

"No, he'll hunt you down because he'll think you can touch me in front of people without having any real interest and this will make him more mad at you," you say feeling a bit weird when you reach the part with 'Jimin having a real interest in you'.

"Oh...," Jimin says and contemplates your statement, "So he'll like me better if we tell him we're really dating?"

"Well... There is a chance of him actually liking you, but that's out of the point because he can't find out because I don't want to lie to him and get questioned for no reason," you tell him and give him a strict look.

"Okay...," Jimin nods and you remains silent.

"I have a quick question," Jimin asks out of the blue.

"What is it?" you ask furrowing your eyebrows a little bit and waiting for hi s question to come.

"Did your mom approve of me?"

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