Neptune : What? I'm gonna have a baby!

Psajchol : Every other girl will too! ...Eventually...

Neptune : So, that means never?

Psajchol : *Pulls out Fat Man* You were saying?

Neptune : Neppu! A-Haha... I forgot?

Psajchol : *Loads Neptune into Fat Man and shoots her back into the story*

Neptune : Waaaaah!

( Reader P.o.V )

Kitchen, Basilicon in Planeptune

(Y/N) : What do you mean pregnant?!

Histoire : Just like any other women, (Y/N). She'll have your child like any human would with except that the child will be also CPU.

(Y/N) : You think I knocked her up with just one time?

Histoire : Oh, I have reasons to think that you did~

I stare at her before finishing my pancakes and getting the rest I've made for Neptune. I walked towards her bedroom... Or maybe our bedroom? I opened the door and I saw her nose scrunching up cutely before she woke up and saw me walking over to her with a plate of pancakes and put it in her laps.

Neptune : Do you-

(Y/N) : For you, m'lady!

Neptune : You know me so well!

I answered her unfinished question while setting a bottle of syrup next to pancakes and smiled. She dig in while I checked the place a bit. I've picked up her clothes from yesterday - which upon transformations also turned into her normal clothes - and put them on the side before glancing at Nep stuffing her cheeks full of pancakes and syrup.

In all honesty I do feel love towards her and having a family would be nice but... Later! She's incredibly childish for a CPU and doesn't even look into her work! Nepgear, IF and Compa have to do quests so her nation won't fall apart! She's a goddess that doesn't care about her nation until things get really dangerous!

(Y/N) : How do you feel?

Neptune : Awesome! I'm relaxed and I just got breakfast to bed! We should have done that way sooner!

(Y/N) : So, we're doing quest after this?

Neptune : ...I was hoping we can stay and play some games and cuddle.

(Y/N) : Ugh... Of course you do.

Neptune : Be a good hubby and spend time with your waifu!

(Y/N) : Okay, no need to yell. Besides I'm lazy too, you know? Asked because Histoire was mad again.

Neptune : Cuddle me, hubby!

She said after finishing eating her breakfast and setting the plates aside while reaching her arms out to me. The moment I got in range she grasped me and held onto me like a zombie while stuffing her head in the crook of my neck with a satisfied sigh. I lied down on the bed and held Nep while wondering how it will go from it... It can't be that bad, right?

Three weeks later

I take it all back! It's bad! Neptune is sick in the morning, she has devilish mood swings, her stomache turned into a vacuum making the pudding disappear at astounding speed and her stomache grew... Quite a lot. I had no idea what's happening but Histoire explained that the child simply grows faster than with humans. At this speed three more weeks and there will be a new CPU...

Neptune : More pudding, hubby!!!

I heard Nep yelling from her gaming room and I went inside. I picked up the empty cup and put in the enormous bag filled with those before going to kitchen and bringing more pudding for her. She looked at me with a smile before suddenly breaking out in tears saying how much she loves me for being with her before totally ignoring me and stuffing her face full of pudding.

Histoire : So, how's it going with Neptune?

(Y/N) : I won't be able to hold up like this for long...

Histoire : Don't worry. Just a week more of her strange behaviour and then simple two weeks of waiting for the new CPU.

(Y/N) : Despite making it Nep's responsability I have a feeling you won't just leave us like that.

Histoire : (Y/N)... You are lazy and do everything for free food. Nep is irresponsible goddess who doesn't look after her nation and prefers to eat pudding and play games, her CPU sister has to look after her like a little child... You need someone adult.

(Y/N) : Well, when you put it that way...

Histoire : Call for Noire or Blanc. They're responsible and will help you when I won't be able to. Also I already called Noire to come over with Uni and look after Neptune.

(Y/N) : And what about me?

Histoire : You are going to go along with IF to do some quests. I need you to raise shares a lot.

(Y/N) : Work...?

Histoire : Oh? You have something to say? *Evil Histoire*

(Y/N) : Nope, I'm on my way! Don't wait with dinner! Run Nep's stomache gently if she's starting to act up! Tell her I love her! Bye!

I ran out on the streets and stopped outside to take a few deep breaths. All in all, Histoire, despite being tiny is very scary when she wants to. I catch up to IF at the guild and we accepted a few quests before going out of Planeptune. We waited at the entrance as Iffy explained that Compa and Nepgear will be helping us.

Nepgear : Sorry, we're late.

Compa : I couldn't find my syringe, hehe...

(Y/N) : How could you not see something so enormous?

IF : That's not important. Let's get to it so we can finish, we have a ton of work.

Nepgear : I wonder how much we need...

(Y/N) : Histoire said that a lot... Probably because of baby.

Compa : (C/NN), how is NepNep?

(Y/N) : Probably eating pudding from all over her nation and making Noire scream in frustration. In her terms, I guess, pretty good. I hope Uni can help her...

And so we went to do the quests. I mean most of them were easy, like killing dogoos or some other monsters and collecting herbs. I ate green, blue and red one at once. Tastes kinda like mint and it raised my health to full. After doing a bunch of quests we decided to do a hard one a finish for today as sun was slowly setting.

We went into a cave where we suppose to fight a dragon... He wasn't an easy enemy and required Nepgear to transform while me and IF had to put every ounce of strenght we had to kill it. Also it was named Big-Ass Black Dragon...

We returned to Planeptune and IF left to guild while Compa returned to her home. I helped Nepgear get back since she didn't have any strenght left after boss battle. When we came back home we were met with suspicious silence. I'm not sure if to expect a battlefield or just dead neptune because Noire didn't hold it in...

Upon entering the living room I stare at the sleeping Neptune and Noire hugging on the coach while Uni was out like a light in an armchair. I'm not surprised they're like that. I have the same every time I look after Nep. I put Nepgear in her bed and was gonna wake up the rest but... I simply took Nep to our bedroom and put sisters next to each other before putting blanket over them. When I got back I saw Nep looking around.

Neptune : (Y/N)...? Where were you?

(Y/N) : Histoire kicked me out to get shares but now I'm back. Did you make Noire rip her hair out?

Neptune : Haha... Come to bed.

(Y/N) : After shower. Man, I'm wasted after today...

I left to take a shower and after coming back I saw Nep barely awake. I walked over to the bed and crawled under the covers next to her. She latched onto me right awake with a little smile forming on her lips. I gently rub her head as her eyes open and she looks at me.

Neptune : You know that I love you, right?

(Y/N) : Of course I do, Nep.

Neptune : Just making sure... Didn't want to be second Noire.

(Y/N) : Hehehe, I love you too.

Neptune : Despite how I usually don't care... I'll try my best to raise out child properly.

My jaw dropped when she said that. I didn't answer her in time and she simply fell asleep. I looked at her in fear that someone might have switched Neptune but she seems pretty much the same... Well, I guess that Histoire's plan is finally bringing an effect... Or she's simply sleep talking and nothing change. I don't know which is scarier...